Urist McLurker
Learned
There's obviously many games that haven't been let's played or whatever here on the Codex, and since The Witcher 2 Enchanced Edition came out recently, I thought someone ought to finally get around to an LP of a worms game.
*cough*
You might have some questions such as:
You know this is a horrible idea right? Yes.
Will this be abandoned on page 3? Of course not. I doubt I'll make it to page 2. But at least I attempted the stupid.
Urist McNewfag, why the fuck? Why the fuck not.
I've got a question that's not answered here, despite how thorough your FAQ is, how can you answer it for me? Ask it and I'll answer it.
As some of you know, worms is about a game where you play as a team of worms with a lot of weapons in attempts to create world peace by destroying anything that disagrees with your ideology (insert tactless joke here)
That's basically it. Somehow Team17 has made this into a series of sixty-four thousand games or whatever.
So let's see how it is.
This'll be an AAR because it's more like an after action review/report than a let's play, since I'll be playing it, then reviewing what I just played, rather than playing it as a review it. Or whatever the fuck the difference between an AAR and LP is meant to be. Anyway, let's get on with it.
Ignore the stupid placement of the worm-hand-cursor thing.
As you can tell from the garish looks, this is a recent worms game! Thankfully it's in 2D so don't worry about that.
Don't worry, it's not the team name too. It's just so it's easier for me, otherwise it would be swamped in the many profiles I have of this amazing game.
And here we are at the real bread and butter of the game.
Customizing your shit. There's too many choices to be made for me to give you any choice, so ha. The look and shit of the worms will change every now and then when I get bored of whatever they look like.
However, naming the worms is fine.
Here's how it'll work:
Name a worm.
Whenever a named worm dies, they're out for good. Perma death, and will be replaced by another named worm. For example if the team is made out of Urist McWormbait, Urist McBadExample, Urist McLurker, and Urist McNewfag, and Urist McWormbait gets killed, his worm (Number 1) will be replaced by a named worm waiting to be used, such as Urist McReallybadexample.
When we run out of named worms, then I'll count it as game over.
That means if we team wipe, it's not game over, unless there's no names to replace the worms that have been wiped.
If there's less than 4 named worms on the team, if the match is won, but all the named worms die, then it's game over.
Stupid rules out of the way, there's one last thing, the team name. Basically, whoever the hell suggests a team name first, will decide the team name(as long as they name a worm too).
So roll up fordwarfing worming.
Currently there's no nameddwarves worms, if no one fancies being dwarfed wormed, one of the dwarves(overusedjoke) worms will be named Urist McLurker and we'll see where that goes.
Oh, and you can suggest someone else for worming. But only after your own worm has been killed.
Alt codes aren't allowed because the game hates cool, and there's a size limit
If the name you pick is longer(compared to my own username) than this:
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Urist McLurker
it won't fit.
We'll be doing the storyline first, then the challenges or whatever this game has then buying all of the awesome loot you can buy in the shop, and after that point I guess I'll count it as game completed.
Current squad ingame:
Erebus = Ereburist McZilch Kills: 19
Lindblum = Purist McKodex Kills: 0
Fallensquad members heroes:
Esquilax = EsqUrist McClane Kills: 0
Ærelian = Aurist McRelian Kills: 0
Peter = Peter McUrist Kills: 4
Tripjack = Urist McJack Kills: 18
hoverdog = Hoverurist Kills: 1
SerratedBiz = Son of Sam Kills: 8
dextermorgan = Dexter McLeod Kills: 7
AstralStorm = Incline McEpic Kills = 0
lightbane = JCAskedforthis Kills = 10
dextermorgan = Vlad The Impaler Kills = 1
Tripjack = McJack Jr. Kills = 14
Urist McLurker = Urist McLurker Kills = 0
Betamin = Beta McMin Kills = 7
Named Worms lineup:
*cough*
You might have some questions such as:
You know this is a horrible idea right? Yes.
Will this be abandoned on page 3? Of course not. I doubt I'll make it to page 2. But at least I attempted the stupid.
Urist McNewfag, why the fuck? Why the fuck not.
I've got a question that's not answered here, despite how thorough your FAQ is, how can you answer it for me? Ask it and I'll answer it.
As some of you know, worms is about a game where you play as a team of worms with a lot of weapons in attempts to create world peace by destroying anything that disagrees with your ideology (insert tactless joke here)
That's basically it. Somehow Team17 has made this into a series of sixty-four thousand games or whatever.
So let's see how it is.
This'll be an AAR because it's more like an after action review/report than a let's play, since I'll be playing it, then reviewing what I just played, rather than playing it as a review it. Or whatever the fuck the difference between an AAR and LP is meant to be. Anyway, let's get on with it.
Ignore the stupid placement of the worm-hand-cursor thing.
As you can tell from the garish looks, this is a recent worms game! Thankfully it's in 2D so don't worry about that.
Don't worry, it's not the team name too. It's just so it's easier for me, otherwise it would be swamped in the many profiles I have of this amazing game.
And here we are at the real bread and butter of the game.
Customizing your shit. There's too many choices to be made for me to give you any choice, so ha. The look and shit of the worms will change every now and then when I get bored of whatever they look like.
However, naming the worms is fine.
Here's how it'll work:
Name a worm.
Whenever a named worm dies, they're out for good. Perma death, and will be replaced by another named worm. For example if the team is made out of Urist McWormbait, Urist McBadExample, Urist McLurker, and Urist McNewfag, and Urist McWormbait gets killed, his worm (Number 1) will be replaced by a named worm waiting to be used, such as Urist McReallybadexample.
When we run out of named worms, then I'll count it as game over.
That means if we team wipe, it's not game over, unless there's no names to replace the worms that have been wiped.
If there's less than 4 named worms on the team, if the match is won, but all the named worms die, then it's game over.
Stupid rules out of the way, there's one last thing, the team name. Basically, whoever the hell suggests a team name first, will decide the team name(as long as they name a worm too).
So roll up for
Currently there's no named
Oh, and you can suggest someone else for worming. But only after your own worm has been killed.
Alt codes aren't allowed because the game hates cool, and there's a size limit
If the name you pick is longer(compared to my own username) than this:
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Urist McLurker
it won't fit.
We'll be doing the storyline first, then the challenges or whatever this game has then buying all of the awesome loot you can buy in the shop, and after that point I guess I'll count it as game completed.
Current squad ingame:
Erebus = Ereburist McZilch Kills: 19
Lindblum = Purist McKodex Kills: 0
Fallen
Esquilax = EsqUrist McClane Kills: 0
Ærelian = Aurist McRelian Kills: 0
Peter = Peter McUrist Kills: 4
Tripjack = Urist McJack Kills: 18
hoverdog = Hoverurist Kills: 1
SerratedBiz = Son of Sam Kills: 8
dextermorgan = Dexter McLeod Kills: 7
AstralStorm = Incline McEpic Kills = 0
lightbane = JCAskedforthis Kills = 10
dextermorgan = Vlad The Impaler Kills = 1
Tripjack = McJack Jr. Kills = 14
Urist McLurker = Urist McLurker Kills = 0
Betamin = Beta McMin Kills = 7
Named Worms lineup:
'I'VE GOT A SHOTGUN' Urist cried out.
Okay, who ruined my shotgun? The best thing about the shotgun has always been pulling off sniper shots across the map by skill and actual fore-thought, not by having the game do it for you. I mean, there was like, a power up that gave you laser dot sights, but this is defaultly on. I wonder if you can turn it off or something..
)
Good god. That's a bazooka at point range when he only has 35hp.
THAT'S MY SHOTGUN
And as expected taxi blows up, dealing just enough damage to finish Traffic off.
