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  • If I was rich I would pay someone to create a bg3 mod that removes all mention of the baldurs gate name in bg3.
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    Have you stopped visiting your gender therapist? This process is known to be confusing. It'ss okay
    Theodora
    Theodora
    I keep telling them I want to be a fox girl, but they keep telling me I’ll get killed by baying hounds.
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    People who want to become Fox girls are obviously aware of the risks. What a horrible reason to deny you
    Remember everybody: don't support bg3. If you need help battling the temptations we can help. There are alternatives.
    Frank Capicoli
    Frank Capicoli
    Thanks for reminding me to play BG3 when it finally comes out of EA.
    Abracadabra
    Abracadabra
    There is no reason to ever play BG3!
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    I didn't help you in any way Frank. You made that stupid decision all on your own. It was your choice and it will be your fault.
    bg3 is revolting. Just woke up pissed off because of its very existence.
    NJClaw
    NJClaw
    I'm just saying... it MIGHT happen. Don't have kids, Onto, it's dangerous
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    The best part of kids is that you can just disown them if they have bad taste that you can't morally support. Not sure why so many people see disowning as some horrible thing. As if you need to stick with this thing for your entire life.
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    Worst case scenario, you divorce the mother and the court will most likely give her full custody. Bye Bye dipshit larian cultists.
    NJClaw
    NJClaw
    Black Geyser 3: Throne of Broth will be a masterpiece
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    If Black geyser 3 is made by a different company that's soulless and passionless 20 years later it will be shit. They need to end their final game with an in-universe bomb that destroys everything in the universe past, present, and future so that no one can ever taint it once they're gone
    BG3 is a crime against the humanities.
    Thac0
    Thac0
    Commit more crimes against the humanities pls, natural sciences are superior anyway.
    Every time I see anything related to BG3 I need to cry out 'Realms Beyond. Realms Beyond. Realms Beyond' as a sort of ward against decline.
    Maxie
    bg was already gay mess and bg2 is unplayable gay mess. bg3 fits
    A horse of course
    You should cry out "No!" the next time you're offered second helpings.
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    Maxie, list a game you like so we can all shit on it
    I'm kind of confused. Are we allowed to like Bill Cosby again? What's happening with that?
    This guy is a hater.
    NJClaw
    NJClaw
    He's just an inverse-lover
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    I hate what is wrong so one day we can love what is good in peace.
    Tweed
    Tweed
    There's nothing wrong with kobolds. You're just filled with hate.
    I got over my hatred of BG3 and I actually like the gameplay but you're still one of my favorite Codexers
    GhostCow
    GhostCow
    I don't buy early access games. I played for an hour or two on the gog version to see what was up and it seemed pretty fun. I didn't want to spoil the game for myself so I dropped it after I got a feel for it.
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    I'll spoil the game for you. It's shit
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    Hey GhostCow? how does it feel to be a larian cultist shill with no integrity or taste in video games?
    I hear there's a real vacuum in blog shilling on the Codex.
    You might wanna do something about it.
    I dreamt you got a job as a server in a small kiosk in Bologna. I came to say hi with my wife (Emma Stone) and I discovered to my dismay that you were a girl.
    NJClaw
    NJClaw
    Funnily enough we discussed that, since girls asking me to try anal is one of my biggest fears. I politely refused and she was ok with that, so I guess she was curious but not morbidly obsessed with it.
    underground nymph
    underground nymph
    It’s not that I am obsessed with this topic either, it’s just that I vaguely recall I’ve heard somewhere that Emma is a rabid anal lover.
    NJClaw
    NJClaw
    Link please. For research purposes
    I read about your husband's tool collection in the shoutbox, so you are obviously very gay.
    ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
    ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
    Unlike your butthole, amirite
    Ontopoly
    Ontopoly
    My butt hole not being exclusive, wouldn't necessarily make it inclusive but if it was inclusive I would still make an exception to keep your dirty self as far away as possible
    ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
    ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
    Dear sir, please don't assume or fantasize that everyone you talk with on the Codex is a raging homosexual that wants your butthole. I wouldn't touch you with ten-foot-pole.

    Thank you for acknowledging.
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