Why was pizza_microwave banned

[Heroic Liberator]

R.I.P. Crispy.

 

[Fluent]

Yeah it's not like you were sending pics of yourself helicoptering your dick to anyone...

That's a lie and u know it. I never sent pics. It was a '/me'.

 

[Alter Sack]

I just don't appreciate that type of nonsense. Would any of u guys want to be SWAT'd? Or have feds showing up at your door over an internet psychopath who is telling people to leave tips about u to the fbi? I mean come on. That's beyond the pale imo. Grow up.

Do you really think the FBI cares if some anonym retard writes them that this fluent guy on the codex does some illegal things?

They probably get thousands of these kind of emails every day.

 

[Crispy]

Yeah it's not like you were sending pics of yourself helicoptering your dick to anyone...

That's a lie and u know it. I never sent pics. It was a '/me'.

Which caused the visual image of you doing it to appear in the minds of anyone who read that.

 

[Atlet]

Did Pizza really contact the FBI though?

 

[†††]

Do you really think the FBI cares if some anonym retard writes them that this fluent guy on the codex does some illegal things?

They probably get thousands of these kind of emails every day.

It's all fun and laughs until they start investigating DU for the high number of complaints

 

[Alter Sack]

Do you really think the FBI cares if some anonym retard writes them that this fluent guy on the codex does some illegal things?

They probably get thousands of these kind of emails every day.

It's all fun and laughs until they start investigating DU for the high number of complaints

I think DU as operator of the probably biggest neonazi forum outside of the US will have quite different problems with the FBI.

 

[Alter Sack]

Did Pizza really contact the FBI though?

Who knows?

Maybe Fluent should contact them under his real name to assure them that these allegations are absolutely untrue.

 

[NJClaw]

Did Pizza really contact the FBI though?

rusty_shackleford saw pizza's message, so...

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Trying to take down a website and hiding behind the same websites rules is retarded, even as a joke.

what? no one said anything about taking down the codex. he just linked the meme form.

Maybe Fluent should contact them under his real name to assure them that these allegations are absolutely untrue.

what were the allegations even? were there any? he didn't even say what to report him for.

 

[Alter Sack]

Who knows?

Maybe Fluent should contact them under his real name to assure them that these allegations are absolutely untrue.

Imagine how this telephone conversation would go:

Fluent: Fluent speaking. I am calling because of these unfounded allegations against me...

FBI operator: Not so fast Mr Fluent. I first need your personal details.

Fluent gives him his name and address.

FBI operator: So how can I help you Mr Fluent? You mentioned something about unfounded allegations against you?

Fluent: Yeah, some crazy guy on the internet falsely claims that I keep two underage sex slaves in my mom's decrepit basement dungeon...

Screams in the background: Mommy, Mommy, I want my mommy...

Help! Help!

FBI operator: Mr Fluent what are those sounds in the background?

Mr Fluent! Mr Fluent...!?

Fluent: PIIIIEEEEEP... (has hung up)

Ten minutes later back at Fluent's mom's(and his) home:

 

[Scroo]

I am happy to see the ban all newfags operation is starting to bear fruit

 

[Jenkem]

rusty_shackleford saw pizza's message, so...

rusty is NSA

 

[<3sRichardSimmons]

rusty_shackleford saw pizza's message, so...

rusty is NSA

Yeah, and I am Q.

 

[jawbone]

Yeah, and I am Q.

As in LRPGTQ+?

 

[Lady Error]

Yeah, and I am Q.

As in LRPGTQ+?

WRPGTB+

 

[DarkUnderlord]

WcRPGTB+ you degenerates.

 

[Kruno]

I just don't appreciate that type of nonsense. Would any of u guys want to be SWAT'd? Or have feds showing up at your door over an internet psychopath who is telling people to leave tips about u to the fbi? I mean come on. That's beyond the pale imo. Grow up.

Do you really think the FBI cares if some anonym retard writes them that this fluent guy on the codex does some illegal things?

They probably get thousands of these kind of emails every day.

I have been sending the FBI emails for over 10 years every time I experience anti-Semitism!

 

[Ol' Willy]

FBI has no authority outside of Kwa.

Contact Mossad next time

 

[Ninjerk]

Jan 27, 2022 at 2:00 AM - pizza_microwave: https://www.fbi.gov/tips do your job and submit a tip against fluent
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:01 AM - pizza_microwave: it is our responsibility to lock him behind bars

Jan 27, 2022 at 2:14 AM - pizza_microwave: https://www.fbi.gov/tips please make a tip about fluent
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:14 AM - pizza_microwave: i cannot let this madman roam his country free anymore
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:15 AM - pizza_microwave: i do that everyday for them to be in the loop about fluent
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:16 AM - pizza_microwave: so far they haven't actioned as Fluent still piles up the shitbox with his inane chatter
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:16 AM - pizza_microwave: they're probably waiting for an opportune moment

Jan 27, 2022 at 2:28 AM - Fluent: hey crispy, i don't appreciate what pizza microwave is doing.
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:28 AM - Fluent: pizza microwave has been posting the fbi tip line and telling people to make a tip abotu me.
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:28 AM - Fluent: i warned him not to do it
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:29 AM - Crispy: Unfortunately that's not against the rules, Fluent
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:31 AM - Fluent: we'll see what DU thinks about it
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:34 AM - Crispy: He didn't break any rules and he's not spamming.
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:34 AM - Fluent: ban him.
Jan 27, 2022 at 2:34 AM - Fluent: immediately

So banned for a joke carried on too long then?

Everyone knows the FBI tip thing. Do you know how few actual Americans we have here? Do you realize how many foreign "tips" get thrown in the e-wastebasket by the FBI? Nothing was going to happen. Simply warning him would have been fine. We have a warning system, right?

Another thread, another Codexer banned before his time. Sad.

A couple years ago I entertained selling one of my guns online. When I asked for a picture of ID (I think I had read that was SOP for private sales so you don't unwittingly sell to someone who isn't legally allowed to own guns) for one guy he sent me a picture of a dead guy's ID. I reported it to the FBI and they did all of absolutely nothing lmao.

 

[FriendlyMerchant]

who paid you to grab dr. pavel?

Not gonna talk?

He didn't fly so good!

 

[Nutria]

I reported it to the FBI and they did all of absolutely nothing lmao.

Why would you report that to the FBI not the ATF?

 

[HeroMarine]

I reported it to the FBI and they did all of absolutely nothing lmao.

Why would you report that to the FBI not the ATF?

The ATF was busy burning children alive.

 

[Utfärd]

Word on the street is Pizza is training hard in SMAC boot camp and will be back shortly.

 

[HeroMarine]

Word on the street is Pizza is training hard in SMAC boot camp and will be back shortly.

Tell him to practice chess for our next match.