Decline ubisoft cannot into not butchering Tetris

[Astral Rag]

Now with:


- uplay DRM + Steam DRM
- shit visuals and poor performance (Unity Engine...)
- (currently empty) in-game shop ( )
- unskipable logos/intros
- laggy logos
- laggy intro
- laggy menu
- a quest compass of sorts
- poor controls
- no option to set custom controls
- adware popping up random when exiting the game
- random crashes

http://store.steampowered.com/app/316750



"Tetris® Ultimate" is a ubi quality port of this POS:

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Wait.

I remember the epic fuckup when they released the PS4 version of Tetris. And you're telling us that they went and did it AGAIN?!?

 

[FeelTheRads]

A quality release by Ubisoft, just like MMX and HOMM7.

Although wasn't it EA that owned Tetris?

 

[Astral Rag]

EA only has the rights to publish the game on mobile devices, they even managed to weasel in a subscription service:

http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/02/ea-relaunches-tetris-on-ios-with-a-30-year-subscription-really/

 

[spectre]

Truly, they are masters of the reverse midas touch. Boop, it's shit now.
Takes real special talent to fuck up tetris.

 

[oddech_wymarlych_swiatow]

Bros play this instead:



BTW bad optimized PS4 TETRIS port - can we go any lower?

 

[Eyestabber]

Codex neutral-positive review, when?

 

[Zarniwoop]

Now with:


- uplay DRM + Steam DRM
- shit visuals and poor performance (Unity Engine...)
- (currently empty) in-game shop ( )
- unskipable logos/intros
- laggy logos
- laggy intro
- laggy menu
- a quest compass of sorts
- poor controls
- no option to set custom controls
- adware popping up random when exiting the game
- random crashes

http://store.steampowered.com/app/316750



"Tetris® Ultimate" is a ubi quality port of this POS:

Can't wait for the sudden waking up in a shitty software company in Montreal to discover it's all just a part of some banalshitboring sub-plot-scene.

 

[pippin]

......how can you fuck up Tetris... I mean...
Fuck, men. This is beyond my comprehension.

 

[typical user]

......how can you fuck up Tetris... I mean...
Fuck, men. This is beyond my comprehension.

Who cares, people will still buy it even if it is pile of stinking shit. The decline is real.

 

[sexbad?]

I wonder if Ubisoft is so big that deliberate efforts of sabotage from disgruntled employees are now untraceable.

 

[pippin]

I wonder if Ubisoft is so big that deliberate efforts of sabotage from disgruntled employees are now untraceable.

Broken code for them is like office employees stealing pens or something like that at this point.

 

[Drax]

Unity Engine

 

[deuxhero]

How?

 

[Valestein]

......how can you fuck up Tetris... I mean...
Fuck, men. This is beyond my comprehension.

I can picture Ubi fucking up tic-tac-toe too.

 

[Multidirectional]

Before I opened the thread I thought it was gonna be about Ubisoft turning Tetris into open world game. But this is really funny too.

 

[Alienman]

I wonder how that would work.

"Climb this tower to unlock another piece"

 

[Matalarata]

In before "I" and "L" shapes DLCs.

 

[taxalot]

Fuck a world that made this and Hitler possible.

 

[an Administrator]

They should add Denuvu to complete this mess.

 

[Grimlorn]

Shouldn't Tetris be a free game at this point? I mean the game is like 30 years old isn't it? Just let people play it in peace.

 

[pippin]

I wonder if Alexei Pajitnov gets paid for this kind of stuff. But he probably sold the license ages ago, so I guess it must be more or less public domain now.

 

[LESS T_T]

There is The Tetris Company founded by Pajitnov himself, and this is a licensed product. (Also they are very active at crushing clones and unlicensed products.)

 

[Drax]

There are dozens of GPL Tetris versions, no reason to buy this at all.

 

[deuxhero]

......how can you fuck up Tetris... I mean...
Fuck, men. This is beyond my comprehension.

I can picture Ubi fucking up tic-tac-toe too.

If you input number of players 0 the game crashes.