Transvestite dwarf sex confirmed in Dragon Age...

[Perfect Fool]

by David Gaider, but no bestiality. How can a game possibly be mature, dark and gritty without furry sex?

...if you go to [the brothel], and you’re talking to the madam, she’s like, ‘what are you interested in?’ One of your options can be ‘surprise me,’ and if you say that, she sends you to your room... Or, there’s a transvestite dwarf with, like, lipstick and stuff. He sort of deadpans and he’s like, ‘Yes, the earth moved. It was wonderful.’

Read a short interview about the humourous Dragon Age brothel...

http://www.destructoid.com/dragon-age-w ... 4306.phtml

...if you really want to.

 

[Double Ogre]

Well, Arcanum had bestiality, so I suppose it's the only truly mature, dark and gritty RPG.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

Damn straight.

 

[Konjad]

Now mature games are just games with porn and blood not with a mature dialogues, plot or characters?

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

Dragon Age will be just like modded Oblivion.

 

[catfood]

A transvestite dwarf. That's so dark and gritty and mature, I'm not sure I'll be able to handle it.

Also in before Volourn.

 

[Spectacle]

Why would a normal brothel have a transvestite dwarf around? It makes no sense.

 

[Suchy]

Now mature games are just games with porn and blood not with a mature dialogues, plot or characters?

Yeah, because mature games are directed to 14 y.o boys.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

This need to be moved to Tranny GD

 

[pipka]

This shit is gonna be distasteful as NWN.

 

[Micmu]

OMG... does this mean no standard unisex clothing/armor?
Lipstick to further customize your avatar? Awesum

 

[Ch1ef]

‘Yes, the earth moved. It was wonderful.’

:

“If it was just dark, dark, dark, dark dark, I think that would be a little relentless. It would just be bleak, and I don’t think it would be as effective. So we have light moments.

“There can be a pair of nugs on the bed. Nugs would be these little subterranean bunny pigs you find down in the dwarven cavern. If you click on them, it says, like, ‘the nugs refuse to look you in the eye.’

 

[Aradesh]

“There can be a pair of nugs on the bed. Nugs would be these little subterranean bunny pigs you find down in the dwarven cavern. If you click on them, it says, like, ‘the nugs refuse to look you in the eye.’

:shock:

I didn't think it was possible for BioWare to decline much further, but here they are...

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Anyone going to a brothel and asking "surprise me" probably isn't looking for missionary sex with lights off

 

[Luzur]

Anyone going to a brothel and asking "surprise me" probably isn't looking for missionary sex with lights off

someone living in a country where prostitution is legal should try this.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I would have thought tranvestite dwarf sex would have delighted the sick bastards here at the Codex. But its Bioware, isn't it? And anything Bioware does = shit, by the high and mighty Codex standards.

If Troika had done this (actually, they did, didn't they? In Arcanum...), I bet you lot would love it.

 

[deranged]

What's the difference between a male and a female dwarf then? Just the lipstick?

 

[random newfag]

Now mature games are just games with porn and blood not with a mature dialogues, plot or characters?

Yeah, because mature games are directed to 14 y.o boys.

Seems rather limited thinking on the gaming industries part. Especially when a new and totally legit study, is telling us that the average fat, lazy cunt of a gamer is 35.

 

[Darth Roxor]

I would have thought tranvestite dwarf sex would have delighted the sick bastards here at the Codex. But its Bioware, isn't it? And anything Bioware does = shit, by the high and mighty Codex standards.

If Troika had done this (actually, they did, didn't they? In Arcanum...), I bet you lot would love it.

Hey, how does it feel to be a gigantic dumbfuck?

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I would have thought tranvestite dwarf sex would have delighted the sick bastards here at the Codex. But its Bioware, isn't it? And anything Bioware does = shit, by the high and mighty Codex standards.

If Troika had done this (actually, they did, didn't they? In Arcanum...), I bet you lot would love it.

Hey, how does it feel to be a gigantic dumbfuck?

I don't know 'Darth Roxor', how does it feel?

 

[Darth Roxor]

I would have thought tranvestite dwarf sex would have delighted the sick bastards here at the Codex. But its Bioware, isn't it? And anything Bioware does = shit, by the high and mighty Codex standards.

If Troika had done this (actually, they did, didn't they? In Arcanum...), I bet you lot would love it.

Hey, how does it feel to be a gigantic dumbfuck?

I don't know 'Darth Roxor', how does it feel?

I was hoping you would tell me, 'Mattshitloadofirrelevantnumbers'.

 

[aries202]

So lightness in a game now comes from a humorous brothel :shock: I can't believe this....

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I would have thought tranvestite dwarf sex would have delighted the sick bastards here at the Codex. But its Bioware, isn't it? And anything Bioware does = shit, by the high and mighty Codex standards.

If Troika had done this (actually, they did, didn't they? In Arcanum...), I bet you lot would love it.

Hey, how does it feel to be a gigantic dumbfuck?

I don't know 'Darth Roxor', how does it feel?

I was hoping you would tell me, 'Mattshitloadofirrelevantnumbers'.

Nope, you're the most qualified person here to tell us. Go on, tell us, how does it feel to be a gigantic dumbfuck?

 

[Darth Roxor]

I would have thought tranvestite dwarf sex would have delighted the sick bastards here at the Codex. But its Bioware, isn't it? And anything Bioware does = shit, by the high and mighty Codex standards.

If Troika had done this (actually, they did, didn't they? In Arcanum...), I bet you lot would love it.

Hey, how does it feel to be a gigantic dumbfuck?

I don't know 'Darth Roxor', how does it feel?

I was hoping you would tell me, 'Mattshitloadofirrelevantnumbers'.

Nope, you're the most qualified person here to tell us. Go on, tell us, how does it feel to be a gigantic dumbfuck?

I'm afraid I must disagree, good sir. On numerous occasions your posts have proven that you're an expert in dumbfuckery.

 

[Junior Boy]

“If it was just dark, dark, dark, dark dark, I think that would be a little relentless. It would just be bleak, and I don’t think it would be as effective. So we have light moments.

Just TOO DARK and GRITTY and DARK and brooding.

Stop fucking forcing it Bioware. I want to love this game, I really do, but come on. ...This game is going to be a geyser of lulz.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

Dear Mr. Matt7895!

I must admit that personally I share some of your sentiments based on the issue of this thread. As Mr. OgreOgre swiftly pointed out in very second post, Arcanum - a game held in high esteem by many honored RPG Codex members - previously included no less exquisite acts of fornication. Therefore any attacks on Dragon Age using this particular topic as an argument sound insincere and, dare I say, might have ulterior motives.

Hovewer, as sad as unimaginable it might sound, I have come to expect such sentiments coming from our esteemed RPG Codex colleagues. Therefore I decided to silently ignore it - a cowardly act to be sure. But with you stalwartly standing up and speaking against this obvious prejudice, I can remain silent no longer. Though we often see things in different light, know that in this cause you have my full support.

Sincerely,

The Artist Formerly Known As E.V.