Wayward Son
Fails to keep valuable team members alive
Mercantile the Giantish Berserker. Good at smashing skulls and not much else.
Irenaeus the Barrower Warrior. He can fight, but nothing else.
Nekot the Wolfin Ranger. He is an extremely genrous soul.
Here's mondblut's gender-swapped character. The symbolism is real. Little bitch took me a total hour or more to roll.
Eriador the Bard. From what I hear, these guys get OP AF.
Sacrat the Thief. I wonder how stealth and backstabbing work in Grimwah.
Alexandros the Eyeball Sage.
Zorba the
20+ years, longer than I've been alive. Let us find turtles to ride.
So we've been imprisoned under mysterious circumstances? Wonder who imprisoned us and why.
Let's go check that out. We click on the papyrus scroll and quill pen to view out journal.
Ah. It just recorded what the panels said.
Here's the automap. It fills in like an actual hand drawn map, at least for inside of dungeons.
Legasp! Penis worms! Our archnemesis.
After fiddling with the UI for a moment, I had damn near everything of it figured out. Here's the spellbook. We have Alexandros cast Poison at a PL of 1 to do some minor DoT to the ?WORMS?.
First attack of the LP,, and it's a hit. My hat's off to you, MercantileInterest. Maybe this'll go better than I thought.
Nekot comes in right behind him and shanks one.
Our fairy smashes the penis into a thin red paste.
The Bard with his Lyre (sorry, ?LYRE?) can cast sleep every round without ucing any MAG.
Unluckily, they also get their first hit in of the LP.
And now Merc's got a fever of a hundred and three.
His Jewish Destiny saved him from death at the hand of the penises.
Zorba hits them with his DoT, Insect Swarm.
Too bad, Cure Light Conditions doesn't heal wounds, just status effects (and not even the one that Merc has)
Zorbs casts WitchHex, probably his most OP spell at this level. It basically destroys the low-level enemy's ability to be hit.
Nekot shanks them yet again. Looks like he got used to fending off penises while in prison.
Extra attack kicks in and rescues.
Oh, yikes. Nekot only has 19 HP, so this left him with 5.
Zorba gets off his debuff.
We switch Mondblutia up front. This actually proves to be an amazingly good decision.
Nekot with his shanking
:D I find it utterly ironic and completely hilarious that the only female character of the party cannot penetrate.
He's confused now, for some reason. I honestly don't know what happened.
One left. We've got this.
to Iren.
Money! Don't wanna know where they had the money hidden. Maybe it was in the ol' coinbag.
We decide to rest up to heal some of our wounds from that fight.
MOTHERFUCKER
to Iren
One turn, one kill.
Even our Bard got in an extra attack. Looks like this one will go buy easier than the last one.
Love this spell. They won't be able to hit us.
Here's where the feyfolk's racial bonus comes in handy for a frontliner. They get a bonus to their AC, so that makes them (a little) harder to hit. On top of WithHex, they literally can't hit her I don't think.\
Yay for DoTs.
:D Still having problems with penetration.
Two attacks in a row to fail at penetration.
Oh for fuck's sake. She's infected everyone else now...
He just wanted to Hide.
Oh. Oh fuck.
to our fallen crusader brother. May your 100% whiteness get thee a place in heaven.
She stops these penis-looking creatures from penetrating.
Love insect swarm.
See how awesome it is.
Nekot, still being good at shanking despite his Kodexian Komrade's death.
Zorba actually finishes one of with melee.
We now get Iren's share of the XP until we either ressurect him (yeah right, like we'll be ble to afford that anytime soon) or recruit a character.
6 GP ain't bad I guess.
This was an ode to our fallen brother. I hope that he is enjoying being 100% white in hevan. May a multi-headed dick sing thee to thy rest.
Sorry Iren.
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