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[Lambach]

I've put around $10k in this and still nothing

Pathetic. If you don't sell your car, your house and one kidney, you clearly don't want it enough. GTFO here, goddamn poseur. Don't come back until you've sold a family member into slavery, you stingy fuck.

 

[Star Citizen]

I've put around $10k in this and still nothing

Pathetic. If you don't sell your car, your house and one kidney, you clearly don't want it enough. GTFO here, goddamn poseur. Don't come back until you've sold a family member into slavery, you stingy fuck.

Not sure I'm going to spend anymore unless some sick ships come out

 

[Lambach]

Not sure I'm going to spend anymore unless some sick ships come out

There are so many better things you can do with your money than giving it to these scammers. Including, but not limited to, flushing it down the toilet or setting it on fire.

 

[Star Citizen]

Not sure I'm going to spend anymore unless some sick ships come out

There are so many better things you can do with your money than giving it to these scammers. Including, but not limited to, flushing it down the toilet or setting it on fire.

Nah I have faith, that starting area is the sickest hub I've seen

 

[Myobi]

I've put around $10k in this and still nothing

Pathetic. If you don't sell your car, your house and one kidney, you clearly don't want it enough. GTFO here, goddamn poseur. Don't come back until you've sold a family member into slavery, you stingy fuck.

Not sure I'm going to spend anymore unless some sick ships come out

What the fuck?!? Are you saying that not all their ships are sick enough to be worth buying?!? I bet you must be one of those who only bought one single Idris, weak, disgusting, YOU are the real reason why this isn't done yet! ... and yet you claim to be a faithful one! How dare you?!?

 

[Morblot]

"Sick" is a fitting adjective for the game phenomenon known as Star Citizen, though.

 

[Zarniwoop]

How is this still a thing holy shit

Bernie Madoff and Sam Bankster Fried wish they could find people this gullible.

 

[Star Citizen]

I'll kill peeps for shit talking about this game and you can take me to court for that I don't care

 

[Star Citizen]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted and all people do is bitch and moan, what the fuck is wrong you?

 

[PulsatingBrain]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted

When?

 

[Star Citizen]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted

When?

Just be patient. I retract the kill statement tho.

 

[Modron]

Just be patient. I retract the kill statement tho.

Aren't you 70 years old, are you going to last long enough to play it?

 

[Star Citizen]

Just be patient. I retract the kill statement tho.

Aren't you 70 years old, are you going to last long enough to play it?

Nah dawg I'll play this from my coffin if I have to.

 

[Myobi]

you can take me to court for that I don't care

We can't, we wasted all our money on Idris.

 

[Star Citizen]

But can we get better updates here relating to game's dev progress instead of clueless idiots posting their shit.

 

[Myobi]

But can we get better updates here relating to game's dev progress instead of clueless idiots posting their shit.

we tried that, it resulted in 2-3 posts per year, it got boring, so we had to divert some papa roberts pocket money into professional shitposters to keep the thread active.

 

[mediocrepoet]

But can we get better updates here relating to game's dev progress instead of clueless idiots posting their shit.

Yeah, look, I'm sorry. I'll post quarterly updates starting today.

Here you go:

Cloud Imperium Games Official Star Citizen Announcement
April 9th, 2023

It isn't even close to being done yet.

Send money.

 

[Zarniwoop]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted and all people do is bitch and moan, what the fuck is wrong you?

I never wanted a "freelancer" that's a broken, decade-old tech demo, despite having the budget of a small African nation.

 

[mediocrepoet]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted and all people do is bitch and moan, what the fuck is wrong you?

I never wanted a "freelancer" that's a broken, decade-old tech demo, despite having the budget of a small African nation.

Something something gamer entitlement something.

 

[Eli_Havelock]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted and all people do is bitch and moan, what the fuck is wrong you?

Microsoft will have to be involved again for your dreams.txt to begin matching the reality of this bad tech demo that has only shitty tech to demo.
Only 1 sector for 11 years of development, but has bedsheet physics for your to RP out your Amber Heard fantasies - so you too can shit the bed like Chris Roberts did before at his own company of Digital Anvil.
(All Chris got was a dreams.txt and Special Thanks credit!)

 

[Modron]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted and all people do is bitch and moan, what the fuck is wrong you?

I wanted a new a wing commander.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

We finally get the freelancer we wanted and all people do is bitch and moan, what the fuck is wrong you?

What does Spacebourne 2 have to do with anything here?

 

[Eli_Havelock]

But can we get better updates here relating to game's dev progress instead of clueless idiots posting their shit.

Well said.

 

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

Is it out yet?

 

[Modron]

I think we're a couple years into the beta of SQ42 at this point yes: