Razz
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Hello RPGCodex! Nice to meet you.
Obligatory life story below, functioning as context to my question and because I'm self-absorbed and think anyone cares. Feel free to skip ahead to the last paragraph if you're one those people with a short attention span or simply don't give a shit.
I'll be clear: I've been playing console games for most of my life (shit, I've just lost half my readers.. that's about half of a person left then). A couple years ago now, I played a little RPG some of you may know as Oblivion (wait, it gets better). I bought it after hearing nothing but positive things about it, how it was a true revolution in the RPG genre, a milestone everyone should play, etc you get the drift. After playing it for a while, however, something seemed a bit off. I didn't like it (holy fuck, it's developing conscious thought!!). Now, this of course wasn't the first time I played a game which most of the mainstream gaming media praised, and ended up hating. But this was different. Everyone and their moms, including the more obscure gaming media and people I knew were RAVING about how fantastic this thing was. Yet after a while, all I could see were FLAWS. Not some miniscule errors coming from a lack of polish, but gigantic game-breaking stuff. The dungeons all looked the same, the voice acting and AI were nothing short of horrible, the leveling system was so broken it wasn't even funny, the world, setting and story were bland and boring, the combat was dull and uninventive, not to mention the amount of bloom destroying my poor eyesight when I was a vampire (I mostly threw that last one in to make myself look good in front of you guys, but there WAS a lot of bloom).
So I started wondering. What the fuck was I missing here? Was I the only living person left on the earth with some sense, or was I just losing interest in videogames? Seeing flaws where there were none (or fewer, anyway)? Later on, the omg-art Bioshock appeared, and while it was actually fun and had a truly intriguing setting, there was no chance in hell it deserved all the praise it was getting. The supposedly omnipresent moral ambiguity was absolutely nowhere to be found and the much-lauded story was just shallow. The shallow story was later confirmed by Ken Levine, no less, to be totally intended, because apparently "gamers don't care about your stupid story", developers! I CARED. Why the fuck wasn't anyone else caring? Many overly shallow, simplified-for-the-masses mainstream games followed, and I developed yet more conscious thought. After Oblivion I actually started looking. Am I really alone? Can everyone else really have ignored these blatant flaws of not just in this specific game, but the broader negative trends in the gaming industry they exemplified? You might think at this point (If you're still reading. Why ARE you still reading.): "this guy is a CONSOLE gamer, what the hell is he even complaining about?" Apparently somewhere along the way I either gained a craving for complexity and depth, or console games just weren't always as shitty as they are now.
But I digress. I started looking, and I found. And then some. I stumbled upon the Codex. Never in my life had I seen such cynicism towards an industry I (used to) love. Such a vile, politically incorrect take at humor I hadn't layed eyes upon since I browsed the darkest depths of the internet. Worse than the wretched crevices of the 4chan boards, but at the same time loaded with a kind of pseudo-intellectual prowess which made it far transcend anything that other place ever puked out. This RPGCodex had people with sticks shoved so far up their own asses they couldn't do anything but shit-talk. I was in love, moreso than I was apalled, shocked and screaming in sheer horror and disgust. I laughed, cringed, but more than anything, I learned. You see, I started playing PS:T and it turned out these guys weren't just talking out of their stick-filled arses, they were fucking RIGHT.
Which, fortunately for the poor souls who decided to torture themselves by reading all of the above, leads me to my question. It's a question I've noticed gets asked occasionally around these parts, but I wanted to ask it again, add a twist for good measure and needed some excuse to tell my life story to complete strangers on an internet forum. So, wise and deliciously dirty RPGCodex: which RPGs do you recommend a complete newbie like me picks up? I'm talking a complete, utter ignoramus here. I've heard of the big ones and plan on playing them, what I'm looking for is some of the more obscure recommendations (not THAT obscure). Also, do you guys suggest, I don't know, playing them in a certain order? Say I wanted to get an overview of what this genre is all about, what would be the absolute must-plays and should I play them chronologically? That's actually like five questions, and I've bored most of you enough for now. I'm actually surprisingly open-minded, as long as you don't give me a list containing nothing but ASCII stuff. I'm not a graphix whore (also quite surprisingly), but I still enjoy the presence of some sort of graphix, if you know what I mean. In summary: i r newb and want 2 play dem arr pee gees, witch 1s do i play??
Obligatory life story below, functioning as context to my question and because I'm self-absorbed and think anyone cares. Feel free to skip ahead to the last paragraph if you're one those people with a short attention span or simply don't give a shit.
I'll be clear: I've been playing console games for most of my life (shit, I've just lost half my readers.. that's about half of a person left then). A couple years ago now, I played a little RPG some of you may know as Oblivion (wait, it gets better). I bought it after hearing nothing but positive things about it, how it was a true revolution in the RPG genre, a milestone everyone should play, etc you get the drift. After playing it for a while, however, something seemed a bit off. I didn't like it (holy fuck, it's developing conscious thought!!). Now, this of course wasn't the first time I played a game which most of the mainstream gaming media praised, and ended up hating. But this was different. Everyone and their moms, including the more obscure gaming media and people I knew were RAVING about how fantastic this thing was. Yet after a while, all I could see were FLAWS. Not some miniscule errors coming from a lack of polish, but gigantic game-breaking stuff. The dungeons all looked the same, the voice acting and AI were nothing short of horrible, the leveling system was so broken it wasn't even funny, the world, setting and story were bland and boring, the combat was dull and uninventive, not to mention the amount of bloom destroying my poor eyesight when I was a vampire (I mostly threw that last one in to make myself look good in front of you guys, but there WAS a lot of bloom).
So I started wondering. What the fuck was I missing here? Was I the only living person left on the earth with some sense, or was I just losing interest in videogames? Seeing flaws where there were none (or fewer, anyway)? Later on, the omg-art Bioshock appeared, and while it was actually fun and had a truly intriguing setting, there was no chance in hell it deserved all the praise it was getting. The supposedly omnipresent moral ambiguity was absolutely nowhere to be found and the much-lauded story was just shallow. The shallow story was later confirmed by Ken Levine, no less, to be totally intended, because apparently "gamers don't care about your stupid story", developers! I CARED. Why the fuck wasn't anyone else caring? Many overly shallow, simplified-for-the-masses mainstream games followed, and I developed yet more conscious thought. After Oblivion I actually started looking. Am I really alone? Can everyone else really have ignored these blatant flaws of not just in this specific game, but the broader negative trends in the gaming industry they exemplified? You might think at this point (If you're still reading. Why ARE you still reading.): "this guy is a CONSOLE gamer, what the hell is he even complaining about?" Apparently somewhere along the way I either gained a craving for complexity and depth, or console games just weren't always as shitty as they are now.
But I digress. I started looking, and I found. And then some. I stumbled upon the Codex. Never in my life had I seen such cynicism towards an industry I (used to) love. Such a vile, politically incorrect take at humor I hadn't layed eyes upon since I browsed the darkest depths of the internet. Worse than the wretched crevices of the 4chan boards, but at the same time loaded with a kind of pseudo-intellectual prowess which made it far transcend anything that other place ever puked out. This RPGCodex had people with sticks shoved so far up their own asses they couldn't do anything but shit-talk. I was in love, moreso than I was apalled, shocked and screaming in sheer horror and disgust. I laughed, cringed, but more than anything, I learned. You see, I started playing PS:T and it turned out these guys weren't just talking out of their stick-filled arses, they were fucking RIGHT.
Which, fortunately for the poor souls who decided to torture themselves by reading all of the above, leads me to my question. It's a question I've noticed gets asked occasionally around these parts, but I wanted to ask it again, add a twist for good measure and needed some excuse to tell my life story to complete strangers on an internet forum. So, wise and deliciously dirty RPGCodex: which RPGs do you recommend a complete newbie like me picks up? I'm talking a complete, utter ignoramus here. I've heard of the big ones and plan on playing them, what I'm looking for is some of the more obscure recommendations (not THAT obscure). Also, do you guys suggest, I don't know, playing them in a certain order? Say I wanted to get an overview of what this genre is all about, what would be the absolute must-plays and should I play them chronologically? That's actually like five questions, and I've bored most of you enough for now. I'm actually surprisingly open-minded, as long as you don't give me a list containing nothing but ASCII stuff. I'm not a graphix whore (also quite surprisingly), but I still enjoy the presence of some sort of graphix, if you know what I mean. In summary: i r newb and want 2 play dem arr pee gees, witch 1s do i play??