Mass Effect board game

[Padzi]

Soon a Mass Effect Board Game is coming out, called Mass Effect: The Board Game – Priority: Hagalaz.
So just answer me this; WHY:

 

[Fargus]

Shepard He\Him
Liara She\They

 

[Tytus]

Soon a Mass Effect Board Game is coming out, called Mass Effect: The Board Game – Priority: Hagalaz.
So just answer me this; WHY:

Wrex - Kick/Ass

 

[Fargus]

We/Bang/Ok

 

[Padzi]

How can they mess up something so simple? A race that is 100% made of women who have had no contact with other races for millenia. But no, even blue alien chicks have to get hit with Earth’s nonsense, straight from 'Murica, with brainrot neopronouns.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Ugh! Want blue pussy? Not smurfette.

 

[taxalot]

Do transgender people even play board games ?

I thought no one played board games.

 

[Padzi]

Not going to lie. I like (old) Mass Effect and I was kind of pumped for this.



But right now I'm just like:

 

[Kruyurk]

I will be waiting for a video game version of this boardgame. No way I fiddle with stupid cardboard and tokens, and real people, eeew.

 

[Lodis]

The fact that they used Femshep as the cover should’ve already been a huge red flag.

 

[Tytus]

Not going to lie. I like (old) Mass Effect and I was kind of pumped for this.



But right now I'm just like:

Imagine taking a computer game that had an issue with an overabundance of Cerberus and then making a board game about fighting Cerberus.
Bioware at its finest.

 

[Padzi]

The fact that they used Femshep as the cover should’ve already been a huge red flag.

I've been in this fandom since 2010, and I can tell you from my observations that they've been using fem!Shep regularly since the days of ME3. No surprise that they used her too.

 

[Alienman]

The fact that they used Femshep as the cover should’ve already been a huge red flag.

Looks AI made too.

 

[Tytus]

Pronouns were more important than spellchecking.

 

[lightbane]

A ME boardgame? Does it have romance mech-*notices pronouns* Nevermind. Wokes loathe straight romances.

 

[J1M]

Not going to lie. I like (old) Mass Effect and I was kind of pumped for this.



But right now I'm just like:

Male Shep narrator? They will be seething.

 

[Tytus]

Not going to lie. I like (old) Mass Effect and I was kind of pumped for this.



But right now I'm just like:

Male Shep narrator? They will be seething.

Mark Meer works for table scraps. Bioware/EA is not going to flounder any real money on this project.

 

[Camel]

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Play core space instead

 

[Dickie]

That picture is out of date. It's now up to 164 ratings of one.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/416266/mass-effect-the-board-game-priority-hagalaz/ratings

 

[Padzi]

It seems like Eric Lang has deleted some of his tweets.
Did he realize that insulting fans is a recipe for drama? Shocking.
Also, I suspect that old fans won’t accept the bullshit aimed at rotten brained biodrones.

 

[J1M]

Not going to lie. I like (old) Mass Effect and I was kind of pumped for this.



But right now I'm just like:

Male Shep narrator? They will be seething.

Mark Meer works for table scraps. Bioware/EA is not going to flounder any real money on this project.

Jennifer Hale doesn't earn a premium, she just makes more because she has lines in every game.

 

[Lagole Gon]

This is the man calling you a manbaby.

He looks like Netflix reboot of Where's Wally.

 

[Padzi]

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

He looks like Netflix reboot of Where's Wally.

The retarded love child of Boss Ross and Kyle from South Park.