Inactive [LP CYOA] Overlord

[Nevill]

We could... but that would be boring. And we don't like boring even more.

Besides, maybe they are going to extract all of her secrets along with her brain, damaging the goods. We can't have that!

Spoiler

 

[ScubaV]

Thanks for providing the necessary butthurt to fertilize this update.

 

[Nevill]

I live to serve.

Also, I was voting for C myself until I thought that B could be even more fun. The sooner people will know we are covering for a fugitive, the sooner we can start pigeoning stuff!

 

[archaen]

I don't see how we can be held responsible if we do B even if they are telling the truth. We are alone in an alley when 6 suspicious men, not guards;

Six rough looking men

accosted us and said they were were collecting a bounty for the Governor; of which I have heard nothing about after hanging out in the city taverns all day. As I wasn't born yesterday, and did not want to be responsible for allowing rapine to happen when I could intervene, I secreted the woman away from her attackers while doing no injury to their person.

 

[Nevill]

'Responsible' as in 'get an accusation followed by a fair and public trial'? Probably not.

Any other form of responsibility is up in the air, though. It would depend on how sincere the guards were, and how badly the governor wants the woman.

 

[Elfberserker]

Flopping to B

 

[treave]

Before the next update arrives, I just realized that I forgot to put in the vote for how Erdrick will be introducing himself at the moment. Choices are:

A. Erdrick Mercant
B. Vaalgrahf
C. Deckard Cant
D. Adahn
E. Noname
F. Toto
G. Manpigeon
H. Your own suggestion

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

H - (Trider Mccraken)>D

In the TRADITION of fantasy villains everywhere, we shall use an anagram of our own name.

 

[Smashing Axe]

H - Trider Mccraken. It's brilliant. I've always wanted to be Scottish!

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

The other option was Dickert Cranmer, but somehow that reminded me of...

Other names the anagram generator spit out

Crickard Menter
Crickard Merten
Mccard Kreitner
Mccraken Trider
Mccarter Kinder
Mccarter Kidner
Cranmer Dickert
Cranmer Detrick
Cranmer Tedrick
Tranmer Cedrick

 

[Azira]

H - Trider Mccraken. It's brilliant. I've always wanted to be Scottish!

+1

 

[Nevill]

Mr. Recreant Dick.

Tally

lightbane B>A F
Smashing Axe C>A H (Trider Mccraken)
asxetos C
Nevill B F
Gobblecock B H (Mr. Recreant Dick)
Azira C>B H (Trider Mccraken)
Jester C
Elfberserker B F
Kipeci B
archaen B
GreyViper C
Storyfag C
Lambchop19 B H (Trider Mccraken)
Grimgravy A>B H (Trider Mccraken)
Baltika9 A
ScubaV C
Rex Feral B>C A
TOME A>C
Kz3r0 B G
Kayerts C H (Tnacrem Kcirdre)

A - 3 (1) Grimgravy, TOME
B - 9 (10)
C - 7 (8)

A - 1
F - 3
G - 1
H (Trider Mccraken) - 4
H (Mr. Recreant Dick) - 1
H (Tnacrem Kcirdre) - 1

 

[Grimgravy]

H Trider Mccraken - Why not?

 

[Bibbimbop]

H.

Mr. Recreant Dick

 

[lightbane]

I am going to against the majority and vote F. There's something funny with a "fearsome" name like this one. However, it lacks a surname. What about "Toto Allenbeing"? I'm sure this name will totally not be suspicious at all.

 

[Elfberserker]

Voting for F in naming vote.
It's short and funny, there is no need to bother over long and complicated fake names.

Plus I like the idea of hearing " Preapere yourself you fiendish evil overlord TOTO!!!!!!!"

 

[Kz3r0]

G. Manpigeon

 

[Nevill]

G. Manpigeon

I think you might have forgotten your primary vote.

 

[Kz3r0]

I think you might have forgotten your primary vote.

B

 

[Rex Feral]

Flop to B>C

Also A for the second choice

 

[Nevill]

Throwing myself in with Toto lot, unless someone comes with a clever anagram. Trider doesn't do it for me, and neither does Mccraken. If it was McKraken, though...

 

[Kz3r0]

Throwing myself in with Toto lot

 

[Kz3r0]

Plus I like the idea of hearing " Preapere yourself you fiendish evil overlord TOTO!!!!!!!"

 

[Kz3r0]

There's something funny with a "fearsome" name like this one.

 

[ScubaV]

Deckard Cain Cant, fuck yeah!

C > H (Trider Mccraken)