Let's Watch Me Fail
Episode 1: Meet the Vanguard
Welcome to the first episode of BG 1 on Max Difficulty Semi-Blind! Whew. That's a mouthful.
Anyway, without further ado, I hereby present:
Baldur's Gate Classic
Time to go and buy the stuff Gorion wanted. I don't even know what a Diledoe is... Wait, who are you people? Get away from me! Why are you surrounding me?
Shaddup kid. We were hired to bodyguard you by some old man.
I don't need bodyguards. I can fight. I can magic. I'm good.
Yeah? Well, we're getting paid when the job's done, so I ain't leaving you.
Fine. Can we at least have introductions?
Well, alright. I'm Azira, dwarven priest, ready to heal and smash skulls in equal amounts. With my trusty BanHammer, I can kill anything, so you'd better watch yer mouth.
I'm lacgirl, but you can call me lac. I swear to all the gods if you call me lake, I'll cut your balls off an' feed 'em to ya raw! I can shoot anything from a mile away with a good bow, especially men. Cuz I'm not one. Yeah. I'm a woman. As in lacgirl.
Uh, huh.... Er, and you?
I'm a paladin, and the only one of these jerks who will follow the laws. I'm good with swords and bows and am very intelligent. I come from a land called Parie and I proudly wear the colors as such. You may call me Comte
I just be yer average bard and performer and vagabond extraordinaire. My name is Courage NobleBlood, but most call me "Run!"
Uh, huh. Sounds great. I can't tell if you're joking or not.
Hi! I'm boot! I'm a thief who can fight too! I'll be your sister. *winks*
I... uh... well, umm. What?
*Still Confused* Let's go inside and get some... stuff.
Ooooh. Stuff for me?
Sure, some'll be for you.
Here's our party now. This is likely to change. I'll be surprised if any but my character survives.
We buy some stuff and here's our equipments.
As a F/M, I can't cast magic when armored, but the only spells I have are Shield and Identify anyway.
As a F/T, the best armor boot can use is studded leather, if she wants to be able to thief.
Azira can use all armor, but this is the best we could afford. Azira wanted warhammers, so warhammers it is.
lacgirl is a ranger, so bows and swords. Splint mail (best armor available right now.)
Courage NobleBlood (submitted by
profreshinal) is only proficient in ranged weapons so he'll sit in the back and pelt shit while the rest of us smacks the shit outta it.
Poor Frenchman. By the time we got to him, we didn't have enough money for better armor. He's got a sword and shield though, so he's happy.
Phew. First update down, many more to go. The Vanguard of Incline's adventures has just begun.