Fat Dragon
Arbiter
Seeing as how there seem to be quite a few folks here on the Codex who haven't played this game or made it beyond the first town, I've decided to do an LP for it, and hopefully convince those people to give this fine game another chance. For those who have played it, sit back and enjoy the nostalgia.
Part 1 - Exploring the zeppelin crash site
Part 2 - Arrival in Shrouded Hills
Part 3 - Finishing up in Shrouded Hills
Part 4 - Arrival in Tarant and investigating P. Schuyler and Sons
This is our avatar, Victor. We put 3 of our 5 starting points into Firearms and the other 2 into Persuasion. We'll be building him up into a powerful gunslinger/gentleman Half-Ogre as we proceed through the game. But for now, in the game's beginning, he is complete shit.
We spend all our starting funds on basic newb equipment and universal ammo. Though I put some points into Firearms I didn't buy the cheap flintlock pistol there because Half-Ogres can only use rifles due to their hand size. And unfortunately that rifle there is too expensive. So we've no good way of defending ourselves at the moment.
The game starts with a nice video that I wastoo lazy forgot to make screens for. So watch it here instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7jvpU6lR5E
After receiving the ring from the old Gnome we're greeted by a mad stranger.
What are you going on about?
(The man's jaw drops open.) You speak! I mean...of course you speak...what am I, a blathering idiot? Wait! What did you say? Maybe I should be writing all of this down... (He fumbles in the pockets of his robes.)
What the bloody hell are you talking about? Out with it, man!
(The man wrings his hands, obviously flustered.) I'm at a loss here, I don't know quite what to do...uh...I mean you ARE the...of course you are, I mean you DO know who you are, right? Of course you do, what sort of half-baked is that for the uh...what exactly do you call yourself?
Am I being unclear? YOUR BABBLING IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE!
Though an intelligent exception for his race, Victor is still prone to uncalled for Half-Ogre rage and promptly causes this stranger to shit his pants in cold fear.
Please forgive me...I'm making a mess of this whole affair. (He takes a deep breath.) My name is Virgil, sir. And I'm new to the Panarii religion, er, your religion, and I...oh! Wait! (He kneels on the ground in front of you, then hesitates, as if trying to remember something.) I...uh, hereby dedicate, no, uhm...commit my life to the Living One. I, Virgil, am at your service, sir.
Yeeess. You may, uh, rise and serve me, loyal Virgil.
Virgil gets butthurt over this trivial smartass joke.
Sorry...just a joke, old chap. But please, explain this further.
Yes, yes, of course. You see...you're him, I mean, the uh...reincarnation of...er, what's his name? I can never remember...and I'm always getting him mixed up with the other fellow...the bad one. You, uh...well, you know how all of those old elven names sound the same...heh...heh...er...hmmm...
Meet Virgil, Master of the Ellipsis.
I don't think I'm quite getting the gist of it, old boy.
Yes...right...uh...just give me one moment here. You see...the Panarii...that's the religion that was formed around the things that he said, I mean that you said...oh,forget it...let's start at the beginning. Or THIS beginning since there is a lot more that came before this. You are the reincarnation of a powerful elf, who the Panarii worship, and whose name is, uh...
Yes?
Right...yes, the name...uh, wait! I remember something! It is written in the scriptures. “The Living One will live again on wings of fire.” No wait, I think it says “reborn on wings of fire.” Oh, blood and ashes! Why do elves always have to be so damncryptic? Uh...
Do the scriptures speak of a dying gnome and a ring?
The Ellipsis Master once again flawlessly demonstrates his uselessness.
You don't seem well versed in the scriptures.
And then proceeds to get butthurt over a simple observation.
Blast it all! There's an altar around here somehwere...look on that if you're so bloody smart...uh, esteemed Living One. Sir. (He pauses, thinking.) Look, I am as newto all of this as you are. I thought this was all allegorical until I saw you crawl out from that flaming zeppelin wreckae unscathed. It seems the Panarii were right afterall...
The Panarii? Who are they?
The Panarii are a religion, based around the belief that you will return and destroy evil, or something like that. No, wait, I think there's someone you're meant to fight. You know...that other fellow. The evil one...oh, it's all so elven...wrapped up in fancy language and metaphors and all that...
He makes a good point. Fuck if I could ever remember what any of those ridiculous fantasy names mean and who or what they belong to, or correctly pronounce them.
You're fairly useless as a source of information.
I told you I was new at this. Imagine the way I must feel...ere you are, the Chosen One, er, Living One, and I can't even remember who you're supposed to be. Please...just follow me to Shrouded Hills and we'll talk to Elder Joachim. He's very knowledgeable about the Panarii, and will know much better what to do.
Well, let's go talk to this Joachim fellow and straighten this out.
The path out of here leading to Shrouded Hills is down to the southeast. We'll stop by the Panarii Shrine the way out...see if it makes any of this more clear. (He looks around at all the carnage.) We should look for any other survivors before we leave, though. What do you think?
Agreed.
We're finally allowed to explore our surroundings. There's not much interesting here. Wreckage, a few corpses with lots of worthless vendor trash to sell and some wolves to kill. The only thing worthy of note is the wrecked flying machine.
This is one of the machines that attacked the zeppelin, and as Virgil points out, the medallion its pilot wears reminds him of an order of assassins. Hmmm. There's also mention of a "Maxim Machinery, Caladon", a name of a contact you should remember for when you go to Caladon later in the game.
We also find a letter on some woman's corpse, but I've never been able to find this Jacob it mentions.
On the way to Shrouded Hills we come across the Panarii altar that Ellipsis mentioned.
And the evil one? Who is that?
Uh...well...er...um...you know...
And as usual, dumb Virgil simply doesn't remember. Moving on. And then we encounter a man garbed in black. I'm sure he's just a concerned citizen and not out for our blood at all.
Just when I try to get a conversation started that's when the master of ellipsis offers to step up to the plate.
(Virgil whispers to you.) I mean no disrespect, uh, sir...but I don't trust this bastard one bit. Bloody convenient he just happened to show up here just now, don't you think?
What do you recommend, Virgil?
I've, uh, dealth with buggers, er individuals like this before. Perhaps you'll let me talk with him for a few minutes...?
A man whose done nothing but stutter incomprehensibly now wants to try his hand at diplomacy? Fuck it, why not. Might provide a few laughs.
Of course, Virgil. Feel free to do what you think is best.
Thank you, uh...I'll take care of this. (He raises his voice.) You there! What exactly are you doing up here? And what gives you the right to ask us so many questions?
I'm just asking a simple question...what are you two doing up here? I'm nothing but a mere farmer from Shrouded Hills, a village not far from here, and I witnessed this terrible accident! Is it such a crime to wonder what exactly is going on?
Oh really? (Virgil takes a step closer.) Listen. I came from Shrouded Hills myself. It's at least a day's journey from here. (His voice gets dangerously soft.) There's no way you could have traveled here that fast. I think you're lying, sir...
I...uh...didn't come from Shrouded Hills just now. I was camping not far from here fixing dinner, and saw the blaze. Why are you questioning me? I've done you no harm...
(Virgil takes another step toward him.) No, I don't think you understand. I'M asking the questions here...and I don't like your answers. I'm going to ask you one more time...WHY ARE YOU HERE?
The heat is on.
(A cold look comes across his face.) I don't recommend you speak to me that way, friend. I've just asked a question, and I'm expecting an answer. We can make this simple, or more difficult...
(Virgil smiles, thinly.) Oh, I think difficult is the best way, sir. I find that there's fewer questions afterward. (He clenches and unclenches his fists.) I'm ready to begin this discussion whenever you are...
(The man seems unsure of what to do. You can see the fear in the man's eye.) Perhaps this is a discussion we'll have later, friend. I'm sure that this issue will be resolved in time. (He looks at Victor, nodding. In his eyes, a burning hatred.) Good day to you sir.
Well I'll be damned. Virgil managed to pull it off. Seems he will be a useful asset to the party afterall.
That was close. (Virgil is visibly shaken.)
What do you mean, Virgil? He was obviously scared of you...
That man very well could have killed us both. Believe me...I've, uh, seen his kind before...
So why did you provoke him?
Now that that's over with we're almost done exploring the crash site, but there's one more thing to do. A cave we haven't visited yet.
It's full of weak rats which Virgil and I curb-stomp the shit out of since we were unable to come to a peaceful, diplomatic solution with them. And then we meet a talking spirit called Bhergo.
I can tell you...something...valuable...
I'm listening.
First...need to kill priest...Arbalah. He lives here. (points at map.) Only his...death will free me.
And what valuable information will you impart for my help?
I...know of a treasure...buried for years...
If you know of this treasure, why were you poor?
We had taken an oath of poverty...we were monks.
I'm not certain I believe you, but I will do this for you, regardless.
We have our first side quest now and immediately exit to the world map to go to this Arbalah's house.
(The wizened old priest seems to be in some pain.) I am Arbalah, (he winces) and who are you?
I am Victor.
Well, Victor, what brings you to my humble farm?
I am simply traveling about...what happened to you?
One of them dead already? I shouldn't be surprised. Probably killed the other, I would assume. Dreadfully evil people, they were...
Brehgo told me your curse made his friend turn on him.
No, I believe that was the curse of greed.Their souls will never leave this plane of existence, but that was the only curse I put on them...if I had to guess, Fahrkus decided he didn't want to share the ill-gotten gains with anyone. As I said, they were truly evil individuals...
I am sorry for your loss.
Thank you for your kind words...but there is something else. I need to recover the sacred artifact they stole...it is very important to me. I need it to pray to my gods effectively. Did Brehgo say anything, give any clue as to where it might be?
No, he did not.
(He hobbles a bit closer to you.) I know it is none of your affair, but could you assist me in trying to locate what is rightfully mine?
It is the least I could do. Any idea where I could start?
Time to head back to the crash site and persuade Bhrego to sell out his partner.
Hahahaaaaaagh...the pain...(He composes himself.) So, you spoke with Arbalah...instead...of killing him...bravo... my friend. I applaud you...
Tell me where Fahrkus is!
Why should I...tell... you that? I will still be here...for eternity...
I convinced Arbalah to release you if you help me. [Lie]
You would, wouldn't you? If there is one...thing...about you noble...types...is that you'll do the right thing, even...if it kills you...very well...anything to be released from this...pain...(He points to a location on your map.) Fahrkus...is here...
Thank you. By the way, I lied...you still get to rot here forever!
Heh.
With that done we can finally head off to confront Fahrkus.
Not something most sane people would say to the face of a hulking giant. He apparently realizes his mistake, for he then immediately begins acting like a kiss-ass.
I...uh...I d...do not have any idea of what you are speaking of!
It must be extremely valuable to be worth an eternal curse.
Wuh...what are you t...talking about? What c...curse?
Arbalah cursed you and Brehgo. Your spirit is trapped here.
An easy persuasion check, the artifact is ours.
Here! Here it is! Please, bring it back to him, quickly! (He hurridly hands you the artifact.)
Thank you. I think I will still kill you anyway, simply for the pleasure of it.
Virgil knocks him to the ground and then Victor proceeds to kick the shit out of him.
We return the artifact back to Arbalah, who gives a blessing that increases reaction modifer, and also bumps us up to the intimidating level of 3.
With all that done we can finally head to Shrouded Hills. We'll be covering all of its content in the next update.
Part 1 - Exploring the zeppelin crash site
Part 2 - Arrival in Shrouded Hills
Part 3 - Finishing up in Shrouded Hills
Part 4 - Arrival in Tarant and investigating P. Schuyler and Sons
This is our avatar, Victor. We put 3 of our 5 starting points into Firearms and the other 2 into Persuasion. We'll be building him up into a powerful gunslinger/gentleman Half-Ogre as we proceed through the game. But for now, in the game's beginning, he is complete shit.
We spend all our starting funds on basic newb equipment and universal ammo. Though I put some points into Firearms I didn't buy the cheap flintlock pistol there because Half-Ogres can only use rifles due to their hand size. And unfortunately that rifle there is too expensive. So we've no good way of defending ourselves at the moment.
The game starts with a nice video that I was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7jvpU6lR5E
After receiving the ring from the old Gnome we're greeted by a mad stranger.
Though an intelligent exception for his race, Victor is still prone to uncalled for Half-Ogre rage and promptly causes this stranger to shit his pants in cold fear.
Virgil gets butthurt over this trivial smartass joke.
Meet Virgil, Master of the Ellipsis.
The Ellipsis Master once again flawlessly demonstrates his uselessness.
And then proceeds to get butthurt over a simple observation.
He makes a good point. Fuck if I could ever remember what any of those ridiculous fantasy names mean and who or what they belong to, or correctly pronounce them.
We're finally allowed to explore our surroundings. There's not much interesting here. Wreckage, a few corpses with lots of worthless vendor trash to sell and some wolves to kill. The only thing worthy of note is the wrecked flying machine.
This is one of the machines that attacked the zeppelin, and as Virgil points out, the medallion its pilot wears reminds him of an order of assassins. Hmmm. There's also mention of a "Maxim Machinery, Caladon", a name of a contact you should remember for when you go to Caladon later in the game.
We also find a letter on some woman's corpse, but I've never been able to find this Jacob it mentions.
On the way to Shrouded Hills we come across the Panarii altar that Ellipsis mentioned.
And as usual, dumb Virgil simply doesn't remember. Moving on. And then we encounter a man garbed in black. I'm sure he's just a concerned citizen and not out for our blood at all.
Just when I try to get a conversation started that's when the master of ellipsis offers to step up to the plate.
A man whose done nothing but stutter incomprehensibly now wants to try his hand at diplomacy? Fuck it, why not. Might provide a few laughs.
The heat is on.
Well I'll be damned. Virgil managed to pull it off. Seems he will be a useful asset to the party afterall.
Now that that's over with we're almost done exploring the crash site, but there's one more thing to do. A cave we haven't visited yet.
It's full of weak rats which Virgil and I curb-stomp the shit out of since we were unable to come to a peaceful, diplomatic solution with them. And then we meet a talking spirit called Bhergo.
We have our first side quest now and immediately exit to the world map to go to this Arbalah's house.
Time to head back to the crash site and persuade Bhrego to sell out his partner.
With that done we can finally head off to confront Fahrkus.
Not something most sane people would say to the face of a hulking giant. He apparently realizes his mistake, for he then immediately begins acting like a kiss-ass.
An easy persuasion check, the artifact is ours.
Virgil knocks him to the ground and then Victor proceeds to kick the shit out of him.
We return the artifact back to Arbalah, who gives a blessing that increases reaction modifer, and also bumps us up to the intimidating level of 3.
With all that done we can finally head to Shrouded Hills. We'll be covering all of its content in the next update.