Kalin
Unwanted
Yeah I'm still around and I want my fucking bonus yesteryear!
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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3
- Thread starter Grimwulf
- Start date
You can get an extra "bonus" medical checkup. 
SmartCheetah
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I believe I'm already in as I signed in the season1 thread :3 Hopefully I won't be a fat fuck like last time :D
Also, very cool that you are using vegetable garden. I can already see that colony ban on kebobs.
Also, very cool that you are using vegetable garden. I can already see that colony ban on kebobs.
Eriador
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You can get an extra "bonus" medical checkup.
Your medical checkups killed half the party in Star Trail and from what I've read in the season 1 thread, you are even worse here.
So... if I ever get to the colony, let's hope I never get sick :D
Updated teh Red List. Might have missed sumthin' (just post a link to your initial sign and I'll fix it). As I stated before, we will skip through unconfirmed recruits until they post confirmation. Also, feel free to change yer char/gender/avatar/whatever.
I came up with so many gruesome death scenarios for you. Now I'm almost disappointed you showed up. Almost.
I came up with so many gruesome death scenarios for you. Now I'm almost disappointed you showed up. Almost.
Give him dat extra "bonus" medical checkup, Azira. And make it double.
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At once Kommisar! I'll get the anal candles ready.
a bear named spigot
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first off the boat, hey
Good Buddy loves remote control cars and chooses to have optimism
Good Buddy loves remote control cars and chooses to have optimism
Finally managed to make dat phat mod list working, goddamn piece of--
Had to exclude a few minor mods and rearrange the whole stuff. ANYWAY, it has begun! The screenies are uploading, the text is being written. That reminds me, I need more whiskey.
While editing some screens, I suddenly realized that I never posted the old team's stats at the end of Season 1. This stuff might be fun to compare.
So, there you go - KKK right before the deer invasion:
Had to exclude a few minor mods and rearrange the whole stuff. ANYWAY, it has begun! The screenies are uploading, the text is being written. That reminds me, I need more whiskey.
While editing some screens, I suddenly realized that I never posted the old team's stats at the end of Season 1. This stuff might be fun to compare.
So, there you go - KKK right before the deer invasion:
ThisNameIsFree
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Are you planning import finished research as well? Or maybe Kalin just lost case with moonshine blueprints when running from deers.
I forgot add portraits to my entry:
or
I forgot add portraits to my entry:
or
Inf0mercial
Augur
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Grimwulf Max construction wowee kid.
You can bed those beds will be good.
You can bed those beds will be good.
hello friend
Arcane
Fuck, why didn't I see this earlier? Welcome back, Grimwulf
Like in the previous season, I'm reporting for duty as a smooth apparently Spanish cook who's secretly a CIA spy trying to gather information on the KKKolony and possibly sabotage it if it's deemed to dangerous. And who will undoubtedly just lose his goddamn mind and self-confidence after unspeakable hardships and humiliations in the process if he lives long enough.
Portraits:
Did you know potato omelette is the most popular dish in Spain? Surely that will be more than enough to earn those silly Kommies' trust
(Obviously a male Kolonist with decent skill in cooking and melee is ideal for the optimal BrazzersCook experience, but I don't mind finding some portraits for a female and melee isn't that important, so if you just need to send a defenseless woman to the kitchen it works for me)
Like in the previous season, I'm reporting for duty as a smooth apparently Spanish cook who's secretly a CIA spy trying to gather information on the KKKolony and possibly sabotage it if it's deemed to dangerous. And who will undoubtedly just lose his goddamn mind and self-confidence after unspeakable hardships and humiliations in the process if he lives long enough.
Portraits:
(Obviously a male Kolonist with decent skill in cooking and melee is ideal for the optimal BrazzersCook experience, but I don't mind finding some portraits for a female and melee isn't that important, so if you just need to send a defenseless woman to the kitchen it works for me)
Bliblablubb
Arcane
Thankfully Kommisar Grimwulf, chairman of the KKK, is more equal than others, or this would have escalated quickly...
Whiskey = filthy capitalist piss
Vodka= holy water of KKKommunism
Order sent to the ministery of truth, article correction in progress. We have always been at war with the deers.
Prologue
I used to think Head of Hydrus continent was a tough place to live until we settled over here.
This place is so much worse.
I remember the day our boat finally reached these shores. Making it through the ocean inside that rusty vessel is a miracle by itself. Hell, we were so happy back then! Settled in a nice reclusive spot, even started rebuilding KKK.
Until that cursed night the Red Party attacked us. They came from nowhere, burned the whole place down - we couldn't even fight back. We were all so drunk and unprepared. Gregory Slavmen was killed, Kalin and lacgirl heavily wounded - it was pure chaos! Can't really remember the details, mostly because I was hiding in the vodka cellar. But it was chaos.
When I came outside, everyone was gone. Right in that moment I made a manly decision - to wait. And so I waited.
Weeks later, Grimwulf and others returned. Theydidn't care were thrilled to find out that I am still alive.
Anyhow, we burried Gregory Slavmen under a snowman in his honor and moved on. Azira convinced us that it's safer on the road, that there is no point trying to rebuild KKK. Kalin didn't mind either - he was hoping to find a "tresur vault or someth". Lacgirl didn't argue - she never argues with Azira. My arguments fell on deaf ears. As for Grimwulf, well...
Grimwulf is comlicated.
This place is so much worse.
I remember the day our boat finally reached these shores. Making it through the ocean inside that rusty vessel is a miracle by itself. Hell, we were so happy back then! Settled in a nice reclusive spot, even started rebuilding KKK.
Until that cursed night the Red Party attacked us. They came from nowhere, burned the whole place down - we couldn't even fight back. We were all so drunk and unprepared. Gregory Slavmen was killed, Kalin and lacgirl heavily wounded - it was pure chaos! Can't really remember the details, mostly because I was hiding in the vodka cellar. But it was chaos.
When I came outside, everyone was gone. Right in that moment I made a manly decision - to wait. And so I waited.
Weeks later, Grimwulf and others returned. They
Anyhow, we burried Gregory Slavmen under a snowman in his honor and moved on. Azira convinced us that it's safer on the road, that there is no point trying to rebuild KKK. Kalin didn't mind either - he was hoping to find a "tresur vault or someth". Lacgirl didn't argue - she never argues with Azira. My arguments fell on deaf ears. As for Grimwulf, well...
Grimwulf is comlicated.
He didn't talk to us for weeks. Just followed us whenever we headed, while talking to... someone? Or maybe himself?
Anohow, one day he roars that we mus take the NE road and this is a direct order from the Kommissar. Again, nobody cared - you can scavenge abandoned settlements pretty much anywhere. That was a mistake, naturally.
The moment Grimwulf reclaimed leadership our sedative stroll turned into a DEATH MARCH. We're spending 14 hours a day walking, an hour or two fighting raiders, about 10 minutes eating canned food (which tastes like feces and smells worse).
No explanation followed. Grimwulf only says that we must hurry up.
My legs are killing me.
How did it come to this?
This life of endless marching and degeneracy killed my interest in so many things. Except for the deers. Fascinating creatures.
I miss my home world and my family.
Miss my university and friends.
Grimwulf keeps saying I'm worthless and least productive member of KKK. But it isn't true! I love honest labor!
I just think that we should have healthy working hours. Two, maybe three hours a day. Human body is limited, after all.
If we push ourselves too hard, it will affect our appearance. Good looks is important. My momma always said I'm pretteh.
Was going to add something else, but my hand is shaking. Is it just me, or it's THAT cold outside?
Anohow, one day he roars that we mus take the NE road and this is a direct order from the Kommissar. Again, nobody cared - you can scavenge abandoned settlements pretty much anywhere. That was a mistake, naturally.
The moment Grimwulf reclaimed leadership our sedative stroll turned into a DEATH MARCH. We're spending 14 hours a day walking, an hour or two fighting raiders, about 10 minutes eating canned food (which tastes like feces and smells worse).
No explanation followed. Grimwulf only says that we must hurry up.
My legs are killing me.
How did it come to this?
This life of endless marching and degeneracy killed my interest in so many things. Except for the deers. Fascinating creatures.
I miss my home world and my family.
Miss my university and friends.
Grimwulf keeps saying I'm worthless and least productive member of KKK. But it isn't true! I love honest labor!
I just think that we should have healthy working hours. Two, maybe three hours a day. Human body is limited, after all.
If we push ourselves too hard, it will affect our appearance. Good looks is important. My momma always said I'm pretteh.
Was going to add something else, but my hand is shaking. Is it just me, or it's THAT cold outside?
I am a certified empath. I can read those simple people as leaflets.
Take Grimwulf for exapmple. What should you know about Grimwulf:
He didn't change much since we left the old continent. Some skills degraded a little, naturally. Especially his construction expertise. But he became a better leader and warrior. Even though we hate him at times, it was Grimwulf who led us through the deer apocalypse.
He is a decent person, albeit a demanding one. I think it's somehow connected to Grimwulf's childhood. He spent his early years in a backwards communistic Industrial world, Second Soviet Union or smth like that.
Still better than Grimwulf's adult years, I guess.
Such a life leaves no place for happiness. Never saw Grimwulf in good mood.
And yet I trust our Kommissar. He is a most compassionate man. He cares about us. He wants us to live long and meaningful lives.
Maybe that's why he is the lifelong leader of this group.
Take Grimwulf for exapmple. What should you know about Grimwulf:
He didn't change much since we left the old continent. Some skills degraded a little, naturally. Especially his construction expertise. But he became a better leader and warrior. Even though we hate him at times, it was Grimwulf who led us through the deer apocalypse.
He is a decent person, albeit a demanding one. I think it's somehow connected to Grimwulf's childhood. He spent his early years in a backwards communistic Industrial world, Second Soviet Union or smth like that.
Still better than Grimwulf's adult years, I guess.
Such a life leaves no place for happiness. Never saw Grimwulf in good mood.
And yet I trust our Kommissar. He is a most compassionate man. He cares about us. He wants us to live long and meaningful lives.
Maybe that's why he is the lifelong leader of this group.
Azira and Kalin. Hate them both.
Azira is a sadistic serial killer!
Once I witnessed a cold-blooded murder performed by Azira during a surgery. Poor girl Sparkels suffered so much.
Of course the orign of his problem lies in the childhood. It's always about childhood - first thing you learn in Empath High School.
I've been around KKK long enough, but I still can't figure out why is he our doctor?
He's only getting worse in medical profession.
In fact, the only thing he keeps getting better at is sniping.
Azira is a one-man-army. He annihilated entire divisions of deers back in the old continent, all by himself and a trustworthy sniper rifle. A pity Grimwulf sold it for two bottles of vodka.
Right after losing his favorite rifle, Azira began drinking even more. He has some real issues with alcohol and drugs.
Alcohol changed him. Sure, Azira has been a little off since forever.
But now... He is different.
Kalin, on the other hand, didn't change much since the deer apocalypse.
As we struggled for survival, he crafted bows and stone arrows. Turns out, he is pretty gud at it. No surprise he got quality survival instincts, considering his childhood.
Kalin is probably the only member of KKK who feels at home here. The job is pretty much the same he used to have before.
Puch faces first, ask questions later. That's Kalin. Hell, I never saw a man rushing for melee combat against a horde of deers.
Even when he was completely surrounded, Kalin didn't give up, bashing skulls and roaring curses.
He would be a great man, if it wasn't for his... peculiar ways of communicating with others.
Alas, as years passed his natural hair color began revealing itself. Who would have thought he isn't blonde?
About a year ago Azira accidentaly cut Kalin's gorgeous pigtails during routine kneecap exam.
Black hair, no pigtails, and an eyepatch, of course.
Kalin is no longer a beautiful man.
Azira is a sadistic serial killer!
Once I witnessed a cold-blooded murder performed by Azira during a surgery. Poor girl Sparkels suffered so much.
Of course the orign of his problem lies in the childhood. It's always about childhood - first thing you learn in Empath High School.
I've been around KKK long enough, but I still can't figure out why is he our doctor?
He's only getting worse in medical profession.
In fact, the only thing he keeps getting better at is sniping.
Azira is a one-man-army. He annihilated entire divisions of deers back in the old continent, all by himself and a trustworthy sniper rifle. A pity Grimwulf sold it for two bottles of vodka.
Right after losing his favorite rifle, Azira began drinking even more. He has some real issues with alcohol and drugs.
Alcohol changed him. Sure, Azira has been a little off since forever.
But now... He is different.
Kalin, on the other hand, didn't change much since the deer apocalypse.
As we struggled for survival, he crafted bows and stone arrows. Turns out, he is pretty gud at it. No surprise he got quality survival instincts, considering his childhood.
Kalin is probably the only member of KKK who feels at home here. The job is pretty much the same he used to have before.
Puch faces first, ask questions later. That's Kalin. Hell, I never saw a man rushing for melee combat against a horde of deers.
Even when he was completely surrounded, Kalin didn't give up, bashing skulls and roaring curses.
He would be a great man, if it wasn't for his... peculiar ways of communicating with others.
Alas, as years passed his natural hair color began revealing itself. Who would have thought he isn't blonde?
About a year ago Azira accidentaly cut Kalin's gorgeous pigtails during routine kneecap exam.
Black hair, no pigtails, and an eyepatch, of course.
Kalin is no longer a beautiful man.
lacgirl is a special case.
Grimwulf keeps her around for some reason. She is capable of many things, proficient in none.
She used to be a decent medic once, or so she says. But in a true communistic society a woman cannot be a doctor. That's Grimwulf's wisdom, not mine.
I don't know her biography in details, but she must have had a fucked-up life
Lacgirl is dangerous and rapey.
Fortunately, she fell for Azira and not for me. Now she never leaves his side.
Azira doesn't want any relationships, except for man-and-his-alcohol relationships. He only makes lacgirl suffer.
Which she dosn't mind. Ever since she "lost her baby", lacgirl embraces suffering.
A special case indeed.
Grimwulf keeps her around for some reason. She is capable of many things, proficient in none.
She used to be a decent medic once, or so she says. But in a true communistic society a woman cannot be a doctor. That's Grimwulf's wisdom, not mine.
I don't know her biography in details, but she must have had a fucked-up life
Lacgirl is dangerous and rapey.
Fortunately, she fell for Azira and not for me. Now she never leaves his side.
Azira doesn't want any relationships, except for man-and-his-alcohol relationships. He only makes lacgirl suffer.
Which she dosn't mind. Ever since she "lost her baby", lacgirl embraces suffering.
A special case indeed.
That's how I ended up here, finally getting a chance to write it all down.
We cannot survive this. Our ammunition is running out, our gear is old and weary, even our minds are failing us. This might be my final night in this world.
So hungry. I wonder if we still have dog testicle shashlik left?
We cannot survive this. Our ammunition is running out, our gear is old and weary, even our minds are failing us. This might be my final night in this world.
So hungry. I wonder if we still have dog testicle shashlik left?
Next morning.
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The weekend is just beginning, men. Moar updates are coming, thus no KEY CHOICES for now.
Also, it might be a short LP. For some of us, at least. No worries, tho - I have a plan!
Stay tuned.
We got Stonecutting, Electricity and some medieval techs. Other than that, it's yer regular tribal start with a bit of scavenged modern weaponry. Low ammo and horrible condition makes them a one-time thing. If we survive this, we shall throw them away for good.
Also, it might be a short LP. For some of us, at least. No worries, tho - I have a plan!
I don't.
Stay tuned.
We got Stonecutting, Electricity and some medieval techs. Other than that, it's yer regular tribal start with a bit of scavenged modern weaponry. Low ammo and horrible condition makes them a one-time thing. If we survive this, we shall throw them away for good.
ThisNameIsFree
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Those guys seems use only melee. Which means it's possible to lure them into some tight place and use RPG. The question - who will be an hero?
Inf0mercial
Augur
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Idk if you can mine on their map a long corridor that has max range for your weapons should cut down at least a couple, it really depends how lethal they made the combat with the mod.
I mean send a couple shots lure them into a long corridor with 2 entrances one at the front and one back one have someone with the RPG on a flank wait for them to bunch at the entrance and fire away then run back into long tunnel to cover.
It really depends what AI changes they made and how the AI decides targeting priority.
I mean send a couple shots lure them into a long corridor with 2 entrances one at the front and one back one have someone with the RPG on a flank wait for them to bunch at the entrance and fire away then run back into long tunnel to cover.
It really depends what AI changes they made and how the AI decides targeting priority.
SmartCheetah
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Got an avatar for miself. You've got bot sexes on one picture.
To librul cunts - no, I'm not making fun of handicapped people. I just like their style 8)
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a bear named spigot
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THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Retribution
One hour later.
Hours later.
Hours later.
Later that night.
Two hours later.
One hour of INTENSIFIED COMBAT later.
Meanwhile.
And that was the moment of morale failure.
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a bear named spigot
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things went pretty well! only the useless people died, and what doesn't kill you only leaves you physically broken and mentally scarred, so the others will be fine. besides, construction involves a fair amount of peasant death via accident or overenthusiastic "encouragement" anyways, so if anything by acquiring these magnificent dwellings you've come out ahead.
a good day.
a good day.
Making this update, behind the scenes:
In previous one - no. I believe we only had one colonist dead in Season 1 (Day's Servant) - he is included in Memorial section in OP.
Gonna update Memorial, along with Teh Red List, later this weekend.
I was not in control of this situation.
In previous one - no. I believe we only had one colonist dead in Season 1 (Day's Servant) - he is included in Memorial section in OP.
Gonna update Memorial, along with Teh Red List, later this weekend.
That was glorious. Happy to serve, Kommisar!
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