Introduction
The ride never ends. Kommunism must prevail!
Season 1 link
Failing to establish a glorious colony in Season 1, Grimwulf and his team of utterly incompetent komrades were forced to escape Head of Hydrus continent, hoping for a fresh new start. Can you feel that gnawing tingling deep down in your balls? That's your inner communist begging you to join our cause and bring RED GLORY to KKK!
Rules have changed since Season 1. New Alpha 17, new continent, new mods, new game.
I'm sure you remember Randy Random - our
This time, we shall have have four Storytellers, one for each season.
Spring will be Randy Random's season, a time of hope and randomness. A time when we can enjoy good fortune or fall even deeper into the Abyss of Misery.
Summer will be Raul Bison's season.
A time of war, blood and death. Bison is a cruel bastard who's gonna send waves upon waves of hostiles. Every seven days on Tuesdays a major threat will hit us. Many will suffer and die.
Those who survive should not relax their buttcheeks just yet, for they will meet Rainbeau Flambe, master of Autumn.
He will toss events at our still bleeding colony like a caring hawk who tosses his yonglings off a cliff, hoping they will learn to fly this way.
However, Flambe is not the worst of the lot. If we manage to survive until Winter, it would be a proper time to abandon all hope. Meet the last Storyteller, men. And fear the day he will take over the Story.
There is no point trying to describe the Indescribable. Let's just say H.P. Lovecraft will test our sanity as well as our bodies. And leave it at that.
Regardless of current Storyteller, we shall play extreme difficulty at all times.
Also, permadeath. Naturally.
The scenario is a custom one, designed by yours truly.
You might notice that we play tribals, which means low-tech start and very difficult technological advancement. There are reasons for that. Season 2 begins years after we left the original Kolony. Years of fighting against deer forces, navigating the ocean, drinking our asses off, roaming and scavenging throughout the new continent. Those years have changed us significantly. Among other things, we forgot most of what we used to know. Fortunately, Azira made notes back in the days he researched stonecutting and other stuff. That might come in handy.
If you wish to join and make communism great again, all you gotta do is
Now, you can't simply jump in the game whenever you please. That's not how communism works. In order to achieve anything in life, you gotta wait in line first.
Once you sign up, you'll be added to the bottom of the Red List. Always remember: patience is a virtue.
Dead komrades are free to sign up again as different character.
Our glorious journey begins this weekend. Still waiting for Kalin and Dreaad to show up, but if they don't - well, it's been years since Season 1. Some of us didn't make it after all.
1. a bear named spigot
signed 11.05.2016 for male
I'm ready for another adventure, sign me up as future nonspecific jerkoff
Good Buddy loves remote control cars and chooses to have optimism
2. ERYFKRAD
signed 11.05.2016 for male
4. Bliblablubb
signed 11.05.2016 for male/female OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
7. SmartCheetah
signed 12.05.2016 for male/female
Oh, and count me in. Call him/her "Cheetah" and use my current avatar or some sexy chick :D
Got an avatar for miself. You've got bot sexes on one picture.
8. Lizzurd
signed 14.05.2016 for male
May I apply for your colony too? Please assign me as the utmost worthless savage, who will bring much more disaster and regret then any other living creature, including centipedes.
Grimwulf, I fit just perfectly! Sign me up please, coz there could be no soviet union without dissidents and trotskyites. Feel free to choose any skills and abillities, but please keep with Leo's line.
The revolution should permamently go on. One after another, the revolts should break the shackles of social and political bourgeois corruption. The party is rotting inside - and only the new coup could refresh it. Grimwulf is old and he is not the sufficient leader. The world should burn!
"One slav is a thug.
Two slavs are partisan squad
Three slavs are partisan squad and a traitor"
9. Luka-boy
signed 14.05.2016 for male
Reporting for duty... in case a male character with a nice aptitude for cooking (and if he's decent at fighting even better) ever arrives to the Kolony or gets kidnapped by you commies.
Like in the previous season, I'm reporting for duty as a smooth apparently Spanish cook who's secretly a CIA spy trying to gather information on the KKKolony and possibly sabotage it if it's deemed to dangerous. And who will undoubtedly just lose his goddamn mind and self-confidence after unspeakable hardships and humiliations in the process if he lives long enough.
Did you know potato omelette is the most popular dish in Spain? Surely that will be more than enough to earn those silly Kommies' trust
(Obviously a male Kolonist with decent skill in cooking and melee is ideal for the optimal BrazzersCook experience, but I don't mind finding some portraits for a female and melee isn't that important, so if you just need to send a defenseless woman to the kitchen it works for me)
12. boot
signed 16.05.2016 for male
I know you have a few guys lined up but just in case
I learned about communism in school and would love to join your commune. My wifes son said it's ok so...
If I end up in colony please use forum avatar or one of kommissar's choosing.
13. Krivol
signed 16.05.2016 for male/female
14. Reinhardt
signed 24.05.2016 for male
signed 11.05.2016 for male
Good Buddy loves remote control cars and chooses to have optimism
signed 11.05.2016 for male
Sign up me as the next male bait for enemies colonist.
signed 11.05.2016 for male/female OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
Even tho I can already hear the game preloading the "GAME OVER" screen from the files, I'd still like to apply for being a dorf Kommucolonist. Maybe this time I can be more than just an instakilled beefcake.
I don't care aboot name/gender/traits, in KKKommunism everyone is equally useless equal after all.
I don't care aboot name/gender/traits, in KKKommunism everyone is equally useless equal after all.
signed 12.05.2016 for male/female
Got an avatar for miself. You've got bot sexes on one picture.
signed 14.05.2016 for male
Grimwulf, I fit just perfectly! Sign me up please, coz there could be no soviet union without dissidents and trotskyites. Feel free to choose any skills and abillities, but please keep with Leo's line.
The revolution should permamently go on. One after another, the revolts should break the shackles of social and political bourgeois corruption. The party is rotting inside - and only the new coup could refresh it. Grimwulf is old and he is not the sufficient leader. The world should burn!
"One slav is a thug.
Two slavs are partisan squad
Three slavs are partisan squad and a traitor"
signed 14.05.2016 for male
Like in the previous season, I'm reporting for duty as a smooth apparently Spanish cook who's secretly a CIA spy trying to gather information on the KKKolony and possibly sabotage it if it's deemed to dangerous. And who will undoubtedly just lose his goddamn mind and self-confidence after unspeakable hardships and humiliations in the process if he lives long enough.
Did you know potato omelette is the most popular dish in Spain? Surely that will be more than enough to earn those silly Kommies' trust
(Obviously a male Kolonist with decent skill in cooking and melee is ideal for the optimal BrazzersCook experience, but I don't mind finding some portraits for a female and melee isn't that important, so if you just need to send a defenseless woman to the kitchen it works for me)
signed 16.05.2016 for male
I learned about communism in school and would love to join your commune. My wifes son said it's ok so...
If I end up in colony please use forum avatar or one of kommissar's choosing.
signed 16.05.2016 for male/female
I have no idea how much of story you have added (I mean I am not sure if you did something "wrong" just to make story more interesting) but it's very amusing let's play. Also droids in the very beggining... lol, it's like Ilitihid in Candlekeep :D .
Count me in : Krivol, stats, sex and other stuff doesn't matter.
Image:
Count me in : Krivol, stats, sex and other stuff doesn't matter.
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signed 24.05.2016 for male
I was born in USSR and miss it so much. Any free spaces in Kolony?
signed 11.05.2016 for male
Do inane tasks, ask inane questions and deal with impossible.
Put me on the list, named Paxton and I come to this lost planet for some blue collar job.
signed 12.05.2016 for male
Looking promising. Feel free to drop me in with whatever traits you deem most entertaining 
signed 12.05.2016 for male
Tindrli reporting for duty
he was cryostased for a long time
he was cryostased for a long time
signed 15.05.2016 for male
sign me up whenever although considering the list so far and how slow new characters joining seems to be......
signed 16.05.2016 for male
Put me on your waiting list of new settlers. I've always wanted to be centipede fodder a strong communist!
signed 01.06.2016 for male
Please add me to the chopping block recruit list. I want a kommukolonist who can either shoot or Doctor good and preferably is psychopath. If you ever get through the rest.
signed 06.06.2016 for male/female
Stainless Veteran
Gender doesn't matter, if male, then
if female, then
Background: Glorious Nu-Soviet Military. From the young age Stainless Veteran was taught that there's no greater happiness then serving the Motherland in battle. The world Nu-USSR 1961 had quite a big plans for its neighbors - glorious Party wanted to bring peace, prosperity, take from each according to his ability, and give to each according to his needs - all through the way of military conquest, of course. At first Nu-USSR succeeded, and its military won many victories (and took a few defeats, though any true communist wouldn't talk about them). Although they were paid by the sacrifices of 1961's sons and daughters, so there were always a need for fresh meat patriotic young citizens. Stainless Veteran had shown an affinity for sniping, a sure aim, and being cool under enemy fire. Although being a respected and proved soldier, the squadmates and brass sometimes whispered among themselves that something wasn't quite right with Stanless'. So the a significant portion of that little free time Stainless had spent tinkering with drones and other assorted automata or helping at the hospital with the wounded. All things comes to an end though. Instead of accepting peace, prosperity and compulsory labor, neighboring planets acted like true capitalists - they bribed a part of Nu-USSR's Party, and so the Party brass turned against each other, and the planet 1961 was engulfed in bloody chaos. Military took heavy losses, one of which was Stainless Veteran - bionic parts, burns, concussion, you name it. Disillusioned, instead of going down with the ship, SV fled to an uncharted world.
Strengths:
Shooting
Research and/or Medicine
Careful Shooter if possible
Weaknesses
Bloodlust or Psychopath
Gender doesn't matter, if male, then
if female, then
Background: Glorious Nu-Soviet Military. From the young age Stainless Veteran was taught that there's no greater happiness then serving the Motherland in battle. The world Nu-USSR 1961 had quite a big plans for its neighbors - glorious Party wanted to bring peace, prosperity, take from each according to his ability, and give to each according to his needs - all through the way of military conquest, of course. At first Nu-USSR succeeded, and its military won many victories (and took a few defeats, though any true communist wouldn't talk about them). Although they were paid by the sacrifices of 1961's sons and daughters, so there were always a need for fresh meat patriotic young citizens. Stainless Veteran had shown an affinity for sniping, a sure aim, and being cool under enemy fire. Although being a respected and proved soldier, the squadmates and brass sometimes whispered among themselves that something wasn't quite right with Stanless'. So the a significant portion of that little free time Stainless had spent tinkering with drones and other assorted automata or helping at the hospital with the wounded. All things comes to an end though. Instead of accepting peace, prosperity and compulsory labor, neighboring planets acted like true capitalists - they bribed a part of Nu-USSR's Party, and so the Party brass turned against each other, and the planet 1961 was engulfed in bloody chaos. Military took heavy losses, one of which was Stainless Veteran - bionic parts, burns, concussion, you name it. Disillusioned, instead of going down with the ship, SV fled to an uncharted world.
Strengths:
Shooting
Research and/or Medicine
Careful Shooter if possible
Weaknesses
Bloodlust or Psychopath
signed 26.06.2016 for male
Volodya Alexandrovitch Pushkin. "Handsome Volodya". Former Kamchatkan forestry specialist. Fired for gross incompetence and reassigned to Kiev Radioactive Exclusion Zone. Exiled from Earth for black market trade of contaminated materials.
Would like to change my character. Current guy on the Redlist seems too much like an encroachment on our current commisar--cultural appropriation almost. Instead, make me...
MercantileInterest!
The Hated Peter Hitchens MercantileInterest, woken by the screaming of the peacocks on the terrace of his moated Jacobean manor-house, brusquely orders his servants to prepare his usual breakfast – a large whale steak accompanied by a generous slice of pâté de foie gras.
He is seriously hungover, having spent the previous evening drinking bumpers of best Cognac, while composing an article denouncing cannabis.
But he cures himself by a brisk walk, during which he shoots a number of badgers. Then it is time to have the Bentley brought round, so that he may drive it rather aggressively into London. There, after a large luncheon in a club that bans women, he composes his column, in which he once again denounces the poor and needy.
He is seriously hungover, having spent the previous evening drinking bumpers of best Cognac, while composing an article denouncing cannabis.
But he cures himself by a brisk walk, during which he shoots a number of badgers. Then it is time to have the Bentley brought round, so that he may drive it rather aggressively into London. There, after a large luncheon in a club that bans women, he composes his column, in which he once again denounces the poor and needy.
signed 01.07.2016 for male
This has got to be one of the best (and funniest) LPs I've ever read. Great job, Grimwulf.
Any space to tag onto the Komrade waiting list?
Sammy is an OK dude. If possible he'd like to lead other hard-working, brave, kommunistic soldiers to death unto glory. Very likely to start worshipping eldritch beings if the opportunity arises.
Any space to tag onto the Komrade waiting list?
Sammy is an OK dude. If possible he'd like to lead other hard-working, brave, kommunistic soldiers to death unto glory. Very likely to start worshipping eldritch beings if the opportunity arises.
signed 02.07.2016 for male
I would like to come out of lurking to volunteer as well. The more useless the colonist the better. With appropriately Randian philosophies of course. Should get along famously with Dreaad, and spend all of his/her time in the lock up.
signed 03.07.2016
Stransky 'Helly' Hirsch
Fearless leader and first-grade coward.
Came to Grimworld on his own accord.
Had to run look for new opportunities elsewhere after a 'small overblown incident' in his previous colony.
Will definitely try to take over the colony and create his own harem if left unchecked.
Is NOT a deer. 100% not a deer in disguise.
Oh, if by any chance you get to recruit some kind of prosperous creature, disregard my previous character proposal. Y' ahor ah ehye l' tharanak n'gha l' mghrii ot communism.
signed 05.07.2016 for male
Professional bootlicker and ass kisser extraordinaire! I think its just the thing our colony needs right now!
signed 27.07.2016 for male
Also, feel free to add me to the future kolonist roster.
signed 29.08.2017
How can I join the glorious struggle of the people?
signed 29.08.2017
Count me in if you need more volunteers.
signed 30.08.2017 for female
So, gotta respawn. Poor Servant died in the line of duty, we can send his sister or something (inspired by my new faggy avatar). Communism can work even with females, I guess.
Plus there's something with Eastern Block female uniforms that appeals to me.
Let's go forth. How the heck one is going to call her. Let's keep the German theme, call her Zweite. Yes, my German is terrible.
If ya can find at least one of the traits on the recruits:
Bloodlust
Psychopath
Mysandrist
or good Nerves.
Plus there's something with Eastern Block female uniforms that appeals to me.
Let's go forth. How the heck one is going to call her. Let's keep the German theme, call her Zweite. Yes, my German is terrible.
If ya can find at least one of the traits on the recruits:
Bloodlust
Psychopath
Mysandrist
or good Nerves.
signed 30.08.2017 for male
Ah sod it, put me on the list too
signed 31.08.2017 for male
Sign me up as Orenthal.
After paying his debt to society for the third and final time, spending untold years in the cryogenic pods, there is little left on Earth for The Juice.Thus, he decides to board the first transport to the remote reaches of the galaxy.What does fate have in store?
Can his bouts of murderous rage be controlled?
Will he find peace, or will his fellow colonists find themselves in pieces ?
After paying his debt to society for the third and final time, spending untold years in the cryogenic pods, there is little left on Earth for The Juice.Thus, he decides to board the first transport to the remote reaches of the galaxy.What does fate have in store?
Can his bouts of murderous rage be controlled?
Will he find peace, or will his fellow colonists find themselves in pieces ?
signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
Don't think I'd get a spot unless we have the new-fangled k(ommunist)-pop drawing in dozens of impressionable young Lenins to whatever barren wasteland is the new kolonial site, but sign me up for the list anyhow! I just read through part one and I laughed harder than I have in ages, quality material!
signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
Nice, sign me up!
Traits: Trigger Happy
Name: Ander (male) or Redna (female)
or
Traits: Trigger Happy
Name: Ander (male) or Redna (female)
or
signed 31.08.2017 for male/female
Volunteering. Glory to codexia.
I'll roll with Eldoth avatar, I don't want to ruin super serious immersion with a lich picture.
Tranny version:
Also, in case of my character appearing (fat chance) I would like to pick a new portrait for female character instead of tranny Eldoth. This one will work nicely with the occult theme:
I'll roll with Eldoth avatar, I don't want to ruin super serious immersion with a lich picture.
Tranny version:
Also, in case of my character appearing (fat chance) I would like to pick a new portrait for female character instead of tranny Eldoth. This one will work nicely with the occult theme:
signed 31.08.2017 for male
In the name of Amrath, he is back, and alive too! You can sign my flaky and unreliable ass too, for Kodexia!
EDIT: On that note, let me just amend my RED LIST blurb (if I ever reach the top of the queue)
Skills: Combat role, melee or DAKA!! no preference beyond that.
Personality: True believer in Kommunism and Trotskyist. You can keep the unreliable and flaky part.
ONWARD!
EDIT: On that note, let me just amend my RED LIST blurb (if I ever reach the top of the queue)
Skills: Combat role, melee or DAKA!! no preference beyond that.
Personality: True believer in Kommunism and Trotskyist. You can keep the unreliable and flaky part.
ONWARD!
signed 02.09.2017 for male/female
Wat?? Sign me up!
signed 03.03.2017 for male
signed 03.09.2017 for male
Sign me up! And Boo too!
signed 03.09.2017 for male
Sign me up. Preferably as some sort Chinese Communist straight man to the insanity that is KKK
signed 04.09.2017 for male
Sign up a South Slav bro, will ya?
signed 05.09.2017 for male
If you need new recruits, i am reporting for duty.
signed 05.09.2017
Add me as... Saakashvili. I'm sure you know who that is 
fixation on Stalin and women are a must. Occasional use of Georgian alphabet for inane shit is encouraged 
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Traits: clumsy; clingy; lazy; hates all animals equally; excellent reasoning, especially in hindsight; likes to cook; can shoot passably
fixation on Stalin and women are a must. Occasional use of Georgian alphabet for inane shit is encouraged )Traits: clumsy; clingy; lazy; hates all animals equally; excellent reasoning, especially in hindsight; likes to cook; can shoot passably
CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS
Humble Servant
Player: Dayyālu
Was headbutted to death by mechanoid centipede on Day 5 of Season 1.
Servant will be remembered as the man who managed to set up our first power station. Which broke up almost immediately.
Last words:
HAHG *pshhh* RED BASE, IT'S HEADBUTTING ME! SEND BACKUP, SEND BACKUP!
Player: Dayyālu
Was headbutted to death by mechanoid centipede on Day 5 of Season 1.
Servant will be remembered as the man who managed to set up our first power station. Which broke up almost immediately.
Last words:
Sparkles
Player: Endlösung
Died during surgery performed by Azira on Day 15 of Season 1.
She was a member of Nelson's team, which saved KKK from mechanoid centipedes.
Last words:
You think Nelson would be proud of you right now? *coughs* I know that he... would be proud of... me. *faints*
Player: Endlösung
Died during surgery performed by Azira on Day 15 of Season 1.
She was a member of Nelson's team, which saved KKK from mechanoid centipedes.
Last words:
Dreaad
Player: Dreaad
Some believe that Dreaad died in Gulag back in Season 1. Others say that he lived on as Gregory Slavmen, who died between Season 1 and Season 2. And then there are rumors that Dreaad is still alive.
We'll probably never know for sure.
Player: Dreaad
Some believe that Dreaad died in Gulag back in Season 1. Others say that he lived on as Gregory Slavmen, who died between Season 1 and Season 2. And then there are rumors that Dreaad is still alive.
We'll probably never know for sure.
hello friend
Player: hello friend
Was surrounded and cut to death by brigands during attack on Menino town at the beginning of Season 2.
Even though hello friend was not the sharpest crayon in the box, he will be remembered as compassionate, outspoken and staggeringly ugly komrade.
Last words:
Fuuuuuuufgh haaaaargh *spits, gasps for air* I can't run anymore. Grimwuuuullfffff!!!! *drops down*
Player: hello friend
Was surrounded and cut to death by brigands during attack on Menino town at the beginning of Season 2.
Even though hello friend was not the sharpest crayon in the box, he will be remembered as compassionate, outspoken and staggeringly ugly komrade.
Last words:
lacgirl
Player: laclongquan
Sacrificied herself during attack on Menino town at the beginning of Season 2.
Will be remembered as ever-vomiting tranny who loved anal candles and craved for male attention.
Last words:
*reloads her gun, adrenaline rising every moment* I have to save my men. *rises up to embrasure only to catch a flaming bolt in her lung, abrupting her breath and setting lacgirl on fire* AGHhh..?
Player: laclongquan
Sacrificied herself during attack on Menino town at the beginning of Season 2.
Will be remembered as ever-vomiting tranny who loved anal candles and craved for male attention.
Last words:
Azira
Player: Azira
Died from Perodyn overdose on Day 2 of Season 2.
Will be remembered as one of the most glorious and memorable komrades of KKK.
Last words:
*smiles, barely conscious* Do it.
Player: Azira
Died from Perodyn overdose on Day 2 of Season 2.
Will be remembered as one of the most glorious and memorable komrades of KKK.
Last words:
ERYFKRAD
Player: ERYFKRAD
Succumbed to infection on Day 14 of Season 2.
This man knew his way around a kitchen, but failed to make friends in KKK.
Last words:
Fff... fuck... er--
Player: ERYFKRAD
Succumbed to infection on Day 14 of Season 2.
This man knew his way around a kitchen, but failed to make friends in KKK.
Last words:
Spigot
Player: a bear named spigot
Succumbed to infection on Day 15 of Season 2.
We shall never forget Spigot for his bravery and sacrifice. R.I.P., old friend.
Last words:
Was... fun...
Player: a bear named spigot
Succumbed to infection on Day 15 of Season 2.
We shall never forget Spigot for his bravery and sacrifice. R.I.P., old friend.
Last words:
Luka-boy
Player: Luka-boy
Was shredded by Boot's frag grenade on Day 23 of Season 3.
Luka-boy was the sex symbol of KKK. He had dreams and plans, wanted to change KKK. But KKK never changes.
He was also a shitty cook.
Last words:
HNG?! Nnnooooooooooooooo
Player: Luka-boy
Was shredded by Boot's frag grenade on Day 23 of Season 3.
Luka-boy was the sex symbol of KKK. He had dreams and plans, wanted to change KKK. But KKK never changes.
He was also a shitty cook.
Last words:
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