KickStarter Infinitron Doting Fraternity

[Lahey]

Now Infinitron is a saint? He is constantly bad rating all critical posts and defending developers in in the most sellout manner. Besides, it is a little rich pretending that he is a sort of martyr when he is backed by a horde of braindead fanboys in this forum. Every single person here is castigated by posters. It varies from thread to thread, depending on the moment and frequency of posts. So spare me the moral posturing and uncalled white knighting.

 

[Ninjerk]

He drew the short straw in the Mossad fieldwork assignment.

 

[Fredward]

Yah know, when you think about it, if an Abrahamic god exists just a little genre savviness informs you that Jews probably are the chosen people.

Lets look at the facts:

- they're the oldest of the Abrahamic fates (legitimacy because FIRST)
- they're the smallest of the Abrahamic fates (goes to hardship/underdog status)
- they've gone through a lot of shit through no fault of their own (unjustified persecution = ++underdog status)
- some 'inherent' specialness: Ashkenazi Jews have a higher than average IQ and Jews in general are over-represented in every field that matters. Proportionally speaking they also make up the most billionaires (yes I know cuz usury but whose fault was that?)
- they've maintained remarkable unity/homogeneity compared to the other Abrahamic faiths. (goes to legitimacy, it's easy to belief the same thing if you're right)
- Israel is a cool little country with its neat backstory (that lady going around gathering money) fact that basically everyone can shoot you if it comes down to it, fact that it punches above its weight wrt military and the Mossad is scary. (natural predisposition towards competence = specialness)
- they have nice lore

So yeah probably a good idea to have a Jew friend vouch for you if and when the day of judgement comes, just in case.

 

[fantadomat]

Infinitron is on the receiving end of daily abuse here. Even before stepping up as EiC (presumably because nobody else was willing and he's the hero we needed), he'd consistently been singled out for harassment with ethnic slurs and unfounded conspiracy theories concerning bribery and favouritism. He's endured all of this hate for the grievous crime of posting news - a thankless, payless service he returns to provide daily out of love for video games and the Codex.

In his first hundred days, he has brought incline to glorious Codexia by replacing that dumbass Vogel's shovelware subforum with a prestigious Piranha Bytes one, creating a drama subforum in order to segregate game discussion from discussion outside the game, increased our force projection through strategic foreign intervention, brought peace between the Avellonians and Sawyerites, and built a wall while making the Watch pay for it.

He MADE CODEX GREAT AGAIN.

Resist the fake news you've been subjected to, look at the results of his policies, and post something nice about him. He earned it.

 

[PorkBarrellGuy]

Ironyposting: the thread

 

[Keppo]

Infinitron is a funny meme.

 

[Lahey]

The virgin Picard.

 

[fantadomat]

You are very obsessed with this chad/virgin thing. It seems that you want to loose your virginity from the glorious chad named infinitron.

 

[Lahey]

 

[fantadomat]

You have some gif skillz m'lady.

 

[Lahey]

memecenter via imgur is pleb tier and i'm embarassed by this rushed substitute. I'll concede the thread as penance. Once again the IDF is brought low by hezbollah

 

[Crane]

finnatron is an undercover IDF commander researching psychological mechanisms of torture and is using the codex as his laboratory. he was probably on the front lines shooting down Palestinians a few days ago, laughing all the while. dude is a stone cold psychopath.

 

[fantadomat]

he was probably on the front lines shooting down Palestinians a few days ago, laughing all the while. dude is a stone cold psychopath.

Geee mate,don't make my dick go that hard. Nothing gets the blood pumping like the thought of removing kebab!

 

[Bladeract]

Yah know, when you think about it, if an Abrahamic god exists just a little genre savviness informs you that Jews probably are the chosen people.

Lets look at the facts:

- they're the oldest of the Abrahamic fates (legitimacy because FIRST)
- they're the smallest of the Abrahamic fates (goes to hardship/underdog status)
- they've gone through a lot of shit through no fault of their own (unjustified persecution = ++underdog status)
- some 'inherent' specialness: Ashkenazi Jews have a higher than average IQ and Jews in general are over-represented in every field that matters. Proportionally speaking they also make up the most billionaires (yes I know cuz usury but whose fault was that?)
- they've maintained remarkable unity/homogeneity compared to the other Abrahamic faiths. (goes to legitimacy, it's easy to belief the same thing if you're right)
- Israel is a cool little country with its neat backstory (that lady going around gathering money) fact that basically everyone can shoot you if it comes down to it, fact that it punches above its weight wrt military and the Mossad is scary. (natural predisposition towards competence = specialness)
- they have nice lore

So yeah probably a good idea to have a Jew friend vouch for you if and when the day of judgement comes, just in case.

Hebrews did not originate in Israel even according to their own bible, and stole their origin story of escaped slaves of the Pharaoh from the canaanites., and stole their religion outright from the Sumerians. In reality hebrews are historically proven to have been the slave drivers in Israel, and most likely Moses was actually Akhanaten the monotheist Pharaoh of Egypt who was ousted. They even stole the Star of David in the 19th century from Christians because they had no symbol of their own.

Semites as a whole are borderline retarded, so even if the lie about jews having high IQs were reality (seriously, just talk to one, it's like talking to a whiny teenage girl), any brains that they have were also stolen from European DNA by mixing with Germans and Normans.

 

[unfairlight]

 

[Burning Bridges]

Just like rpgcodex, Infinitron is good for what he is.

The key thing with Infinitron is not wether he sucks (he absolutely does!) but who else we could have if he wasn't there. With that in mind better keep him, it will never get better again.

 

[Bohr]

While I have the utmost respect for Infinitron, I feel Crispy also has potential as a newsposter

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Infinitron is nice.

Codexers who appreciate him should get a special badge.

 

[unfairlight]

Infinitron is nice.

Codexers who appreciate him should get a special badge.

 

[Akratus]

An Infinitron dating fraternity? Sign me up! I'd like to get my hands on that jewgold.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

 

[Cael]

I'll let MCA do the talking for me on this topic *points to sig*

 

[Ellef]

Infinitron is nice.

Codexers who appreciate him should get a special badge.

 

[Beastro]

I have it like that all the time because I have twitter blocked via noscript.

Edit:
What Dreed said.

I can't find how the hell to disable that now.