Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[Overweight Manatee]

Toooohhh!!!

I've stumbled upon this : Rance anime.

http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthrea ... 7&page=266

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Just what you'd expect. The laugh cracks me up

Damnit, does every japanese women have to speak in that ridiculously annoying high-pitched voice? It totally destroys my conception of Sill as a mature, level-headed person trying to care for Rance and keep him out of trouble

Rance himself is great, as always

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Daiteikoku and Big Bang Age look interesting as well. Care to share your first impressions once you played a little bit of the latter Whiskey? I sincerely hope you won't go hiatus on this LP.

I have a bad and a good information. The good one is that I will not hiatus this LP. The bad is that I don't plan to play BBA until the patch is finished.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

So when are Isoroku and Kenshin getting introduced to the glorious Hyper Weapon?

 

[GarfunkeL]

So when are Isoroku and Kenshin getting introduced to the glorious Hyper Weapon?

Patience. It will be glorious.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

So when are Isoroku and Kenshin getting introduced to the glorious Hyper Weapon?

Patience. It will be glorious.

What he said.

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*Between the turn*

Defenses holding.

Oh, hey. Didn’t see this little loli critter for a long time. Of course they loss the cash as always.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #59

But Kanami couldn’t even kiss him. I have a feeling someone will have to go scouting sooner or later for not obeying orders. Hurr, hurr, hurr.

Oh look, an upgrade… and you know, the more points at the end the better.

Buying more troops. As usual.

We are taking this territory, now.

Push in… I mean forward.

This is Mouri. Mouri is a bad dude so you have to look out.

I have a counter proposal. If we win, Rance rapes your daughters.

Anyway, time to clear another character.

Portuguese? Are they implying that Portugal exists in the Rance universe?

If Portugal exists they there should be the whole European continent. Oh the possibilities…

As she said, only one favorite.

Two points!

Another two points.

End of Turn #59
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I promise the next pair of updates will be full of fucking and the like. Stay tuned.

 

[ComradeCommissar]

Posting in an awesome thread. Can't wait to see more.

 

[laclongquan]

Dont get too excited about that. Check the name of 4-5 provinces on the western part. See?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Another day at the office.

Now from those dudes I didn’t hear for a long time.

Someone seems to be more popular then Rance, clearly a threat.

Houjou also makes their usual appearance.

Wait, what?

How the hell did I get an introduction event from the “four faggots” if I’m not connected by territory. Oh well, stranger shit happened in this game. Nothing to worry about… and yes, the regions in this universe are totally fucked up. If this is Africa where are all the Niggers? I know, they are probably working for their white Lords in the… eh fuck, I’m drifting of topic.

Now that’s an understatement if I ever heard one.

I know it’s not possible to be :sumg: enough about this issue but damn me if I won’t try.

That’s what you think douchebags.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #60

Anyway, at the same time at Rance’s place.

For a moment there I think I heard someone saying something about not being able to obtain women by force… must have been my imagination.

Of course she didn’t do it. Wonder why

Work, work, work.

I finally decided to give the “+100 troops” to my favorite weapon of mass destruction.

Time for some dungeon-crawling.

Sounds like a fun place.

Time to ransack the place.

Thanks to having Suzume dungeon-scout skill we fight one monster less then it should be.

Another great idea from our hero.

A band of weaklings.

More shitty opponents.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

After the first attack the dude goes to hell.

Shit monsters are shit.

Finally we get to the last floor. Here we meet this strange bondage-monster with a 65 lvl.

The strange thing about this boss was that she didn’t attack us even once. For a moment I wondered about this, until I remembered that this is a Sado-Maso dungeon. You can say it fits the premises.

If I tried to take this place earlier on with weaker (and fewer in numbers) Commanders there could have been a problem in the “actions’ department.

U, a additional +2 lvl. Sweet.

And now Rance is 63 lvl.

Now let’s look up the stuff we found.

The last fan will be used to find us some gold.

More cash, fuck yeah!

243, looks good.

Now don’t get me wrong.

I only need her for one round for a specific thing, like clogging up my Commander limit.

End of Turn #60
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[ComradeCommissar]

Slap those Shimazu fuckers around when it comes to, they deserve it for all the playthroughs they've likely hindered.

 

[ghostdog]

The man who made that smug gif is a true artist. And nobody deserves to be more smug than Rance does.

 

[Erebus]

I suppose it won't be too long before the fifth whatchacallit is broken, now ?

 

[Krash]

bumping to next page

 

[RandomLurker]

For a moment there I think I heard someone saying something about not being able to obtain women by force… must have been my imagination.

This is different! This isn't using force, this is legal maneuvering - I mean, he has that ticket and everything. See? Completely different!

Also, really, why recruit Komatsu if you don't plan to keep her? Any of those other commanders would do just fine if all you wanted to do was clog up you limit, and since:
a) You can't come even close to clearing her without getting rid of Omachi (and also Ran, I guess, though that can be arranged through other means without being a loss)
b) You would probably get a special event if you kept her locked up for a few more turns (I'm 80% sure that's the case, my memory is somehow not that great on this one)
It's a strange choice. But what the hell, you may have some master plan in mind, so lets see it.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

I'm interested in the Komatsu choice as well. I don't know of any use for clogging up the commander limit. As has been said, she has bad stats, her special ability is worthless unless you get her really early game, and you have tons of warriors anyway. The only reason I can think to take her is to give the Shimazu a woman to steal that isn't important? I don't know if that can even happen this early in the game though.

 

[laclongquan]

Ah I know! IT's THe BLEEEEEEEPBEPEEEPEPEPE event.

That's a hardcore decision. I approve!

 

[Kthan75]

Page bump.

Also, thanks again for this excellent LP.

 

[Dire Roach]

Add me to the list of people who discovered SR through this LP and have become addicted to the gameplay.

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[kazgar]

page bump

aka MOAR



edit: done!

 

[ComradeCommissar]

 

[Brother None]

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

 

[lightbane]

Just to clarify, these Shimazu brothers, who's who exactly? Kazuhisa is the guy swimming, Iehsa or whatever he's called may be the youngest of the four, the one with two girls. What about the other two? Are the four of them commanders (and thus killable and/or capturable)?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Just to clarify, these Shimazu brothers, who's who exactly? Kazuhisa is the guy swimming, Iehsa or whatever he's called may be the youngest of the four, the one with two girls. What about the other two? Are the four of them commanders (and thus killable and/or capturable)?

I don't care enough to remember their names and yes, they are Commanders thus killable or capturable.

You will find out everything you want to later in the game.

I suppose it won't be too long before the fifth whatchacallit is broken, now ?

Not long indeed.

 

[Luzur]

why dont we have Rance avatars?

 

[ghostdog]

why dont we have Rance avatars?