Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Noticed something? That’s right, Torako has been recruited into the Houjou army and now fights against her former Lord (Kenshi). Quite a spin.

It’s possible to capture her but she isn’t someone I absolutely need.

Youkai hunt in progress.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #46

Event-time on our side.

I would expect nothing less.

As far as I remember it’s always hard.

The last line is the start of a quiet conversation between Kou, Suzume and G3.

The party comes to a satisfying end.

Let’s start this turn by making new enemies… did I say enemies, I meant opportunities to fuck a whole lot more.

You people should know that Masamune is a totally groovy dude. I want to have him in my ranks.

Time to make something out of this kid. One manual to bring his Atk up to 4.

A few bribes so he will like us.

Finally, some additional troops (490>750).

Did I say finally?

The kid is persistent. Maybe there actually is a future for him.

Rance is a really cool dude. Rapist with a heart of gold.

We get Kazemaru to “Trust” but this is still not the end of his events.

We also get a lovely upgrade.

The last Fan goes to Attack!

Great! Another manual we will give to the kid.

A nice piece of ass you got there Spider-girl.

He sure does.

Before we finish.

Now we are getting somewhere.

End of Turn #46
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[lightbane]

This Masamune guy...
Rance: A new challenger appears!

 

[ghostdog]

It's well known that anything or anyone called Masamune, Hattori Hanzo or Musashi in Japanese media , is kick-ass.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

This Masamune guy...
Rance: A new challenger appears!

Nah, he just has a lot of wives. Besides that he's a totally cool bro.

 

[laclongquan]

4 wives? So Masamune is a Muslim bro?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

No bro. His wives actually love him.

 

[Mrowak]

No bro. His wives actually love him.

You know, as much as lulzy Sengoku Rance is I just can't help but admire how it mixes comic relief with actually quite serious stuff going on and how the seemingly unimportant but funny events when you look at a bigger picture, start to make different sense. For instance in the case of Masamune in a ordinary weeaboo H-game as a "male" would only serve as a pretext for meaningless H-scene. And this is seemingly what you get here. Here, though, the player gets to know Masamune's character, motivations making it clear that he is to become a formidable opponent (indicating also at a possible boss fight). Not only that, this scene along together with a couple of others contains very subtle hints about a way of obtaining info which would help with defeating him.

Not to mention that you get to see that Masamune is by no means a retarded pushover bent on world-domination but actually responsible and able leader concerned about the future of yukaii and their newly formed nation.

The same can be said about many other characters. Rance may be staying our favourite compulsive rapist with a heart of gold throughout the game but many other characters are clearly not made to be comic reliefs only(e.g. Takeda commanders, Asakura, Houjou Soun, Natori) - they frequently display a great deal of common sense and intelligence having their own, often unselfish goals and clearly defined worldviews. Moreover, they continue to play important part in the side stories after you've managed to" convince" them to join you. It is pure fun to, as your army grows, see previously hostile generals becoming significant figures in your ranks, which of course, may sometimes have more or less direct impact on the state of your empire or unlock extra subquests.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Takeda commanders

Not to mention that they are men. As in REAL MEN. 100% concentrated manliness and awesomeness which you don't see in any anime/manga/JRPG those days.

 

[Luzur]

It's well known that anything or anyone called Masamune, Hattori Hanzo or Musashi in Japanese media , is kick-ass.

well, the first one is a legendary sword, the second one is a legendary swordsmith, and the last one a legendary swordmaster.

so they fit together nicely.

 

[Erebus]

It's well known that anything or anyone called Masamune, Hattori Hanzo or Musashi in Japanese media , is kick-ass.

Then again, I'd have expected Ieyasu Tokugawa to be kick-ass too, and he got himself killed a long time ago.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

It's well known that anything or anyone called Masamune, Hattori Hanzo or Musashi in Japanese media , is kick-ass.

Then again, I'd have expected Ieyasu Tokugawa to be kick-ass too, and he got himself killed a long time ago.

I always found that funny. IIRC Ieyasu was like a total noob, losing to both Nobunaga and Hideyoshi pretty hard. The only reason he became anything was because in both cases he became their subordinate and inherited a large part of their kingdom when they died. I can see why they like him for being a leader, but he wasn't much of a bad-ass.

Him dieing is part of the SR-reversal. Ieyasu is a power hungry conquerer when in RL he was very crafty and careful, good about staying on the winning side even if he himself didn't perform excellently. Same reason why Nobunaga is a totally chill bro when he was still himself, contrary to his a very aggressive conquerer in RL. And him becoming a demon is a joke, as he was literally called the demon king when he started taking out everyone else.

Amusingly, I have read that perhaps Uesugi Kenshin being a woman is possibly NOT a reversal. Some Jap scholars looked back over records and found some stuff that makes it look like he was in fact a she

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

A few of the Mouri soldiers pop-up and start making trouble. Then Ryoume comes back and turns the soldiers into mush… then turns emo for some reason.

Battle with the Houjou nr. 34

All is peaceful in the Youkai country.

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Turn #47

At the start we get Fuuka’s event.

Natori clear had a “o shit” moment but said that she didn’t know Fuuka - the plot thickens. Rance was happy that she didn’t recognize her, that “sex with a lot of man in the miko Ins.” was really pissing him off.

Let’s see our “System Info”. Still no characters clear, we will have to fix that soon.

First Fan – Satisfaction!

More affection.

Extra cash and a Def manual.

Hey kid! Catch.

Some minor recruitment.

We must move forward. For glory… and ass.

Dude, 6000 troops. He may have low stats but that number of soldiers can make a difference.

The dude is a real wall that doesn’t want to go down. It is possible to capture him but somehow I don’t have the drive to do that, probably the lack of tits and ass.

Could a man wish for more?

End of Turn #47
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No update until the next page, fags.

 

[lightbane]

So be it. BUMP.

 

[lightbane]

Another bump. And by the way, THIS:

I did not know you liked Zone of the Enders, great game it was (the 2nd one, I can't stand the emo-faggot of the 1st one).

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Yeah... and btw, what are you doing to my bandwitch?!

 

[lightbane]

Nothing, edited already, it was just to bump faster.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I edited it earlier... or rather I deleted the big one and uploaded a smaller one. But apparently it's still on the server.

 

[Erebus]

Him dieing is part of the SR-reversal. Ieyasu is a power hungry conquerer when in RL he was very crafty and careful, good about staying on the winning side even if he himself didn't perform excellently. Same reason why Nobunaga is a totally chill bro when he was still himself, contrary to his a very aggressive conquerer in RL. And him becoming a demon is a joke, as he was literally called the demon king when he started taking out everyone else.

I've always been pretty fond of the nightingale story about them and Hideyoshi. If the nightingale won't sing :

Nobunaga : "Kill the useless fucker !"

Hideyoshi : "Use Persuasion Skill !"

Tokugawa : "Meh. I've got time."

 

[MasterSmithFandango]

He was called the Demon King because of the way he suppressed the temples, in one particular case burning the main temple to the ground. The thing was, the monks were a significant power themselves, so there was a reason Nobunaga did what he did (especially since the temple had been used in the past to give "retired emperors" significant clout), although he was incredibly bloodthirsty about it. His conquering wasn't much of an issue, except for how successful he was at it.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Finished my 2nd playthrough earlier, this time I went with Isoroku Route. Man, the ending is heart-warming, even if many of the events on the way are even more fucked up than during the True-path.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

That’s a bit pathetic army you got there.

What did I tell you?

Potatoes!

For someone who is attacking you got there a pretty defensive formation.

Even that didn’t help them to survive my purely-offensive formation.

Here comes the first wife… and falls down the stairs.

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Turn #48

Event at the beginning.

Because she had a full affection we get a power-up. Btw, this girl loves fluff.

How seeing anything useful to choose I picked the “End-game” points. Those are two additional points you can get besides clearing her (which is another two).

Once more we bring the kids affection to full .

Then pick his event.

Besides this power-up he also gets a bust by 2 points in Atk, Def, Int, Spd each… totally radical.

Now he has become a real warrior, plus Hibachi wastes additional 50 troops.

We also give him a few soldiers, so now he has 900 of them.

Now we can go to war.

Now this battle was a real pain. Mainly because of Nogiku having “All Guard” (which defends both rows).

Damn, we didn’t catch her…

…no, wait. An awesome rule, got to remember this if I ever gonna decide to conquer the world.

This is how you fuck a cyclops.

I want to direct your attention for a minute to something else then the fucking. Mainly, the chain binding Nogiko, looks familiar? Bingo, it’s Hibachi’s chain. The one that she always carriers around with her.

I had to go thorough all the trouble of conquering Akashi just to capture this Youkai. Hurray me.

One down, three to go. The only problem I have at this point is that I didn’t get any satisfaction points for fucking this great ass.

Not waiting for anything I bail her out. She will be a great asset to our army.

Bastard

Time to get Asakura’s last event and clear him.

This develops each territory we have under our control by 1 “National Point”. From 77 we jump to 93. Now we don’t have to worry about recruiting Commanders.

We also change Asakura’s “Cance Guard” to…

…”Overtime”. Should be useful somewhere in the near future.

Open the Champaign.

Lets look at our objective page one more time.

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[lightbane]

I like how Rance seems he carries everywhere a porn magazine for "emergencies" like with that Kazemaru kid. Also, I think that now that Rance has humilliated Masamune's first wife, there will be an event explaining Masamune's desire to kill Rance with his own hands, no?.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Love the Akashi trick raising his stats. Sadly, you are going to be swimming in strong warriors soon anyway (Rance/Kenshin/Nogiku/Masamune). His low level is a real pity too, as Hibachi works in commander battles.

So THATS why you need him clear to capture Nogiku? :headasplosion:. Such a stupid requirement, I always figured it was just some accidently left over code from an actual event involving Hibachi capturing her that got cut out.

I like how Rance seems he carries everywhere a porn magazine for "emergencies" like with that Kazemaru kid. Also, I think that now that Rance has humilliated Masamune's first wife, there will be an event explaining Masamune's desire to kill Rance with his own hands, no?.

Masamune's a pretty cool bro, actually. Cares more about protecting the Youkai race as a whole rather then personal revenge against Rance, especially since he knows Rance treats his girls well

 

[Mrowak]

Damn, we didn’t catch her…

…no, wait. .

Unfortunately, as in the case of ordinary capturing here the same rules apply. Sometimes the capture event doesn't take place after you have defeated one of the female guardians - which can be pretty annoying to repeat the battle time and time again.

This was really painful on highest difficulty level when I had to first face Omachi - the best diviner in game -, then annihilate her unit (guarded by footsoldiers), next win the whole battle, and finally to the heavens at the thought of repeating the whole procedure half a dozen times before seeing her event.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Unfortunately, as in the case of ordinary capturing here the same rules apply. Sometimes the capture event doesn't take place after you have defeated one of the female guardians - which can be pretty annoying to repeat the battle time and time again.

Yeah man, I feel your pain.