Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[WhiskeyWolf]

All of you just shut up with the humble apologies, makes me sick.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Looks like Houjou dudes managed to recruit some troops.

Just to lose them right away.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #43

So we start with Natori’s event.

Because Natori had a full “affection points” (this is how I will call it from now on) gauge we can pimp her up.

Of course we bring her speed so she can perform the “Miko Dance 2” (each enemy troop takes 30% damage depending on it’s size).

What’s more, we release another bunch of prisoners.

As expected of you

So now we come to the most important part – trashing Akashi.

Or so have I thought. Oh yes, knowing that the events will happened I only send one ninja unit so the rest will be available in case of need.

One word – fearless.

*enter here a witty remark about unpractical weapons*
(like the Spartans from Halo)

Fortunately we didn’t loss any troops but we were repealed.

More trouble on the way.

Sigh. But we do not despair and attack once more.

For a sex crazed lunatic Rance actually can use his head. Impressive.

Wait, what? A small hanny?

Anyway, we face defeat… again. But at least we can say we’re getting somewhere - two Nuhe’s down, two to go.

Because we still have the last Fan we attack once more.

Brute force, that’s were it’s at.

Next turn, we will finally resolve the Akashi problem.

End of Turn #43
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[ComradeCommissar]

Very nice update, awaiting more.

 

[laclongquan]

It's because Natori is the only character who can play snuff sex. You bed her and you die. Except that Rance is so awesome he doesnt die from such, so he's okay. Snuff sex with Natori mean a free full affection levelup, this is why we try so hard to clear the 20level dungeon in order to clear Natori.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

This will be a totally wicked update.

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*Between the turn*

So in between the turn Akashi finally decides to come to us. I know that an event is coming up so I just send Yukihime.

I think it’s high time for some sad music. From my personal recommendation - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0llYRft44Q

I just wanted to add my two euro-cents. A weapon stops being a weapon the moment it gains self-awareness.

Hibachi looks like a different model the three previous Nuhe’s.

Thus Akashi loses it’s last means of defense.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #44

Fuuka event, hell yeah.

Rance is on to something.

Because she also had full “affection points” (as Natori had) we get an upgrade.

Nothing really useful here.

Let’s pick this.

I also decide to strengthen Suzume’s ninja unit. From 283 to 500 for 13k of gold.

So let’s start with brining Akashi’s house down, finally.

One to go.

Kazemaru has an enormous unit but his pretty weak.

Hit him a few times and he breaks like a stick.

Seppuku time.

Damn right he is.

Not a chance cupcake. I’m taking you in.

This is how the Akashi fell.



Now it’s time for the prize.

Hmm, let’s check the Rance fuck list:
- popular girl - check
- village girl - check
- merchant’s daughter - check
- craftsman’s daughter - check
- warrior’s daughter - check
- student - check
- female commander - check
- kunoichi - check
- miko - check
- monk girl - check
- diviner girl - check
- princess - check
- maid - check
- widow - not yet…
Well look at that, we have some catching up to do.

A serial rapist referring to one of his victims as “ma’am”, now this shit you don’t see everyday.

Rance has a wild imagination.

No it’s not. It was almost consensual sex, ma’am.

Time to visit the prison and WTF? Level 50? Well, I will leave this no name for now.

I kicked out 5 commanders (standard by now). So as usually Rance will get a level up in the next turn.



Besides that we also bail Kazemaru.

Rance is mean, news at 11.

The last fan goes to some extortions… I mean confiscate of enemy goods.


With those actions we have also small events.

…just going to work…

So we get 3900 of gold, int. manual and some sexed girls. Right now the ero-diary says we had sex with 210 women, looks good.

End of Turn #44
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[lightbane]

Why did you not try the Moustache option? We wanted to see that. Does Akashi still emo-suicides if you do that? Would Rance really kill a kid in cold blood?

 

[RandomLurker]

I knew you were going to recruit him (because of a bit of silly scripting related to *SPOILARZ*), but I'd still like to see the moustache option showcased here. It really is THE proper way of dealing with emo kidz in power.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Fuck you people, I took this option last time and jack shit happened if I remember correctly. Anyway - you pick the moustache option, get some text, then Rance kicks him out of the castle. End of fucking story.

Anyway...

I knew you were going to recruit him (because of a bit of silly scripting related to *SPOILARZ*)

You know, good. Now shut up about that.

Would Rance really kill a kid in cold blood?

Of course he would, this game doesn't fuck around, nor does Rance.

 

[Brother None]

Vibrating hips?! Shape-changing vaginas?! I AM LOST IN THIS WORLD!!!!

PS: I've always hated the term "euro-cents". We didn't call cents "guilder-cents", Americans don't say "dollar-cents", the fuck is with people still saying "euro-cents"? It's a cents, it's always been cents, it's always be cents.

 

[Serious_Business]

Mustache?

You really should have picked that, what does it do?

 

[MasterSmithFandango]

I've been meaning to ask this for awhile...

Is this game actually good, or is it all for the lulz?

 

[Jim Cojones]

Would Rance really kill a kid in cold blood?

Akashi's army consisted mostly of old men and children. The message you see when they buy new troops is "many patriotic children join the army".

 

[laclongquan]

You see 30 pages worthy of discussions on this thread alone, and many bloody serious discuss threads we did on this game and you ask that?

Short answer: Yes the game worth playing.

 

[MasterSmithFandango]

Man, I don't put anything past anyone on this website.

 

[Black]

I've been meaning to ask this for awhile...

Is this game actually good, or is it all for the lulz?

It's a good strategy game with more c&c than we're used to nowadays.

 

[KalosKagathos]

Let's just say that if it was officially released outside of Japan, I'd buy it, put it on a shelf and make no attempt to hide the presence of the box from friends and relatives.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Mustache?

You really should have picked that, what does it do?

 

[Haba]

I've been meaning to ask this for awhile...

Is this game actually good, or is it all for the lulz?

It is one of the best games I've ever played.

 

[JoKa]

come for the lulz, stay for the fucking brilliant game.

 

[laclongquan]

Yeah. I start playing because some details on the fucking scenes intrigue me, but I stay glued because the gameplay is just briliant.

Th tongue-in-cheek in-your-face sex jokes are good too.

 

[MasterSmithFandango]

Alright, I'm convinced. I'll give it a shot.

 

[Mrowak]

Let's just say that if it was officially released outside of Japan, I'd buy it, put it on a shelf and make no attempt to hide the presence of the box from friends and relatives.

This, this, this. So much this.



Honestly, Sengoku Rance is so awesome I even, for a moment, considered shipping it from Japan and I will definitely buy a copy once the opportunity presents itself.

To think that I got to play such a pearl when, after shitloads of popamole thrown into my face by AAA developers, I was beginning to quit my favourite addiction and having no problems doing it.

I almost failed all of my end-of-term exams this year because of this game

 

[GarfunkeL]

come for the lulz, stay for the fucking brilliant game.

so true

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

You know the drill.

So Ryouma and Co. start a Youkai hunt in their territory.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #45

Besides that the situation worsens… nothing unexpected.

Now this asshole has four gourds, which means one more and stuff will go down. That also means if I beat Houjou their gourd will also fall into his hands.

So pumping up.

Time to pay the Seiitai Shogun a visit and obtain the pass to the Youkai kingdom.

Thus we have to make our way through a line of ogres to make it to the 80lvl Shogun-dude.

He can attack from the back row but he needs to charge up.

Of course he manages to make his move before we strike him down with our combined effort. Our front row takes great damage, the back row get almost annihilated (Natori may be lvl 58 but she is not a warrior type, Aburako had a shield so she didn’t take any damage.

The only thing left is a low lvl Botan. Victory.

This is the seal, it doesn’t really do anything so we don’t equip it… equip the seal.

Time to find a lost ass.

Reminiscence time.

Rance, the guy who doesn’t discriminate based on what things are… wait, I think I got it wrong.

Supreme dick control.

What did I tell about giving a weapon a mind.

“Blowjob Manual” by dr. Rance.

Good man.

The last Fan is used for some Pillage&Rape.

In the next turn we will start the “Second Youkai War”. As you can see there’s a shit lot of strong-points… and also a lot of Youkai pussies to conquer.

End of Turn #45
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[laclongquan]

Imperial juice. Hyper weapon. That cute boar. I forgot how hilarious Rance is.