Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[Tavar]

IT'S SMELLS GOOD

Holy fuck, this game is weaponized cringe. I can't believe this passed QA.

 

[aloeh]

Over 11k already, I think will plateau at 60kish

 

[Pink Eye]

 

[kangaxx]

What compels these old westerners to suddenly turn gay or trans or whatever they are called?

It's a combination of various factors:

- Porn addiction. It's always unpopular to point this out but porn not enjoyed in moderation inevitably leads to increasingly degenerate fetishes, particularly autogynephilia.
- Poor diet. A lot of food is unhealthy slop and contributes to haywire chemical reactions in one's body and mind.
- No exercise. Men need to work out, regardless of their age, to properly produce testosterone.
- Narcissism. It's actively encouraged and rewarded in the current era.
- Self loathing. Weak men go along with anti-male ideologies such as feminism and in order to escape they misguidedly decide to masquerade as parodies of women.
- Humiliation rituals. Particularly when it comes to major celebrities, if a man is wearing a dress or a wig and degrading themselves it is a humiliation ritual. Certain organisations genuinely believe in the subversion of men and women and reward anyone who does it.
- Untreated mental illness. Many people are on all sorts of pills that worsen any existing mental conditions.

...etc, etc.

Contraceptive pill and the proliferation of oestrogen in the water.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

IT'S SMELLS GOOD

Holy fuck, this game is weaponized cringe. I can't believe this passed QA.

There is more:







It's about one character. I wonder what other have for us.

 

[taxalot]

Crackwatch says it's out

 

[Turbo normie]

Guys don't be ridiculous... The number will match Starfield's one. People are retarded. In Western europe it's still working time etc...

 

[Asymptotics]

I'm watching Cohh20DicksInMyMouthCarnage play this shit, and between the 15 minute long autistic monologues he does all I see is the same auto attack animation over and over and over and over again, while this needlessly intense and loud battle music is playing. 10/10 GOTY for sure gays. Preordering tomorrow.

 

[MerchantKing]

Shit's been out for like 10 mins and its a 100gb download with no preload on Steam, give it a few hours-days for more indicative in-game numbers.

That tallies. Leftists are too poor to have an acceptable internet connection.

There's no reason why any game should be greater than 5gb. If it is, it just means that the game has a lot of wasted file space on nothing but junk.

b-but muh i69 and muh rtx 420666...

You get those for the additional headroom. Not because it is the minimum requirement.

 

[Pink Eye]

all I see is the same auto attack animation over and over and over and over again, while this needlessly intense and loud battle music is playing.

Yeah but will normies notice that or will they happily consume product. It remains to be seen.

 

[Rahdulan]

It's not rocket science. People see the overwhelmingly positive pre-release reviews and believe them so they buy the game. I wonder if it's possibly going to be too late for refunds if it took that Skill Up guy good ten hours to see the game for what it is.

 

[EvilWolf]

Now the REAL question is how many keys have Bioware set aside for copies of their own game to pad out Steam Charts.

 

[Robert Erick]

Nice of EA to not put any anti-piracy measure on it so I can enjoy this gem for free.

 

[Dr1f7]

I'm watching Cohh20DicksInMyMouthCarnage play this shit, and between the 15 minute long autistic monologues he does

i watched this turbo autist play outer worlds for like 5 minutes and he would run into every room and pick up every fucking toothpick/toilet paper roll/fork and click on every cabinet drawer, then talk to every npc and fully exhaust all dialogue options then reload if there was branching dialogue or a response he didn't want

like wtf who plays games like this

 

[Perkel]

14k.

Doesn't look like hordes are coming. I smell bomba.

 

[Paul_cz]

BG3 has almost 900K peak.

I think this will be happy if it reaches 50K.

I doubt it will be the "BG3 style breakout hit" that Wilson hopes for.

 

[Perkel]

Nice of EA to not put any anti-piracy measure on it so I can enjoy this gem for free.

They already knew no one would pirate it

edit: 17k

At this rate closer to 70-150k

 

[whydoibother]

14k.

Doesn't look like hordes are coming. I smell bomba.

How many gigabytes is the download? How many minutes since release? Is it work hours, or dinner hours, in prime markets?
Don't judge this shit now, we will know by monday. We have to see the weekend. The fact that it was in the top games during its preorder phase shows its not a Concord, if that's what you were hoping for.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

14k.

Doesn't look like hordes are coming. I smell bomba.

100gb install with no preload will skew things a bit. Plus normies in America are still at work + Halloween tonight.

 

[Pink Eye]

17k

Shut it down, shut it down!

 

[Storyfag]

Nice of EA to not put any anti-piracy measure on it so I can enjoy this gem for free.

They already knew no one would pirate it

edit: 17k

At this rate closer to 70-150k

Yep, you don't need antipiracy measures when no one wants to steal your game

You could say the content and the promotion campaign are the antipiracy measures

 

[Bulo]

Oy vey!

 

[Perkel]

14k.

Doesn't look like hordes are coming. I smell bomba.

100gb install with no preload will skew things a bit. Plus normies in America are still at work + Halloween tonight.

Didn't know about lack of preload. This + thursday. Might be close to 200k

 

[Dr1f7]

14k.

Doesn't look like hordes are coming. I smell bomba.

100gb install with no preload will skew things a bit. Plus normies in America are still at work + Halloween tonight.

Didn't know about lack of preload. This + thursday. Might be close to 200k

LOL no way, 35k max

 

[Lodis]

Weekend will be a more accurate indicator. The game will have successful numbers solely due to the fact that BioWare’s primary fanbase these days is made up of fat women who just want to play dress up with their virtual self insert.