D&D 5E Discussion

[Caim]

Somehow, we went from "Orcs are blacks, and that's rayciss" to "Orcs are mexicans (and that's a good thing)".

Make the wall of iron ten feet higher.

 

[Squidhead]

Burgers?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Somehow, we went from "Orcs are blacks, and that's rayciss" to "Orcs are mexicans (and that's a good thing)".

Lmao mexicorcs.

 

[Rahdulan]

Somehow, we went from "Orcs are blacks, and that's rayciss" to "Orcs are mexicans (and that's a good thing)".

This "benevolent racism" never ceases to amaze me.

 

[thesecret1]

Why are these people such goddamn hacks? Why does every fantasy race need to be a real world analogue of something (and not even a subtle one)? Why do orcs need to be stand-ins for niggers or mexicans? The whole point of having a fantasy race is to have it be different from humans. Alien. New.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Alien

Bruh that's sci fi

 

[gurugeorge]

Why are these people such goddamn hacks? Why does every fantasy race need to be a real world analogue of something (and not even a subtle one)? Why do orcs need to be stand-ins for niggers or mexicans? The whole point of having a fantasy race is to have it be different from humans. Alien. New.

People are trained to be "activists" in college/university. Have been for like a couple of decades now.

 

[Larianshill]

What setting is this even supposed to be art from?

Greyhawk, actually.

 

[Old One]

 

[JamesDixon]

So are the Mexiorcs getting low rider wagons?

 

[ind33d]

Somehow, we went from "Orcs are blacks, and that's rayciss" to "Orcs are mexicans (and that's a good thing)".

Lmao mexicorcs.

Yo quiero MAN FLESH

 

[RatTower]

Somehow, we went from "Orcs are blacks, and that's rayciss" to "Orcs are mexicans (and that's a good thing)".

What's even the point of having playable orcs if they are just humans?
Apparently, these aren't half-orcs either.

It is so lame. I'm falling asleep just looking at it.
To think there was a time when people called pig orcs generic.

 

[Stella Brando]

What should you buy for a warlock character with about 500g?

500 grams of what?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

What should you buy for a warlock character with about 500g?

500 grams of what?

Shame

 

[Stella Brando]

This.

 

[IDtenT]

Since nobody is posting these, I thought I might as well.

 

[IDtenT]

 

[gurugeorge]

Jesus Christ, I just listened to a bit of the Barbarian one there - apparently with this system your barb can make a stealth check using STR while raging. How utterly retarded and "all must have prizes."

smh

 

[IDtenT]

Jesus Christ, I just listened to a bit of the Barbarian one there - apparently with this system your barb can make a stealth check using STR while raging. How utterly retarded and "all must have prizes."

smh

The argument I've seen made is that it's like a leopard on the prowl. It's only the case while you rage, which I can only assume means rage lasts much longer.

 

[Lhynn]

Its all retardation. They want to move away from 5e, but Im not sure players will move with them, by every metric the new system is worse.

 

[Cael]

Ahahahahahaha! LOL! That barbarian...

ERYFKRAD !!!

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

That player handbook art is pozed to the max. Everything is female and black. One exception I saw was a boy in a wheelchair. That's right. Speedy-McGee is going to combat evil and spelunking dangerous dungeons in his fucking wheelchair. On a mechanical basis, I agree with others where it appears that they want to make every class all-the-things. Everything for everyone.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Ahahahahahaha! LOL! That barbarian...

@ERYFKRAD !!!

Civilized propaganda strikes again.

 

[ind33d]

That player handbook art is pozed to the max. Everything is female and black. One exception I saw was a boy in a wheelchair. That's right. Speedy-McGee is going to combat evil and spelunking dangerous dungeons in his fucking wheelchair. On a mechanical basis, I agree with others where it appears that they want to make every class all-the-things. Everything for everyone.

at what IQ level does literacy become impossible? because we're gonna hit that soon. what will D&D be selling once its customers can't read?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

what will D&D be selling once its customers can't read?

Porn