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Bloodbowl Season 3
- Thread starter Mantiis
- Start date
desocupado
Magister
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I played my match with Gorefiend, any nice soul can validate it?
Here's the replay:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O00LZSPM
Here's the replay:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O00LZSPM
Moss
Educated
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- Mar 30, 2011
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The Madness vs the Elves of Chairman Mao just finished up. Here is the replay!
replay file
Validation would be swell and appreciated.
-Moss
replay file
Validation would be swell and appreciated.
-Moss
Pussycat669
Liturgist
Yo @Demnogonis, would you be able to play Monday night? That would be my earliest free time window.
I'm online all day today if The Decliners want some hot Necro on Nurgle action! Just catch me on Steam!
Undead Phoenix
Arcane
Furries vs Allstars.
http://db.tt/FWZiSaN
Rape was promised, and rape was delivered, though the Furries once again proved that they go soft when it really counts.
Exmit's rolls were worse than my armour/injury rolls - and that's saying a lot. His entire teamshould could have been dead by the end of the first half. A must-watch for connoisseurs of fine Blood Bowl. 
http://db.tt/FWZiSaN
Rape was promised, and rape was delivered, though the Furries once again proved that they go soft when it really counts.
Exmit's rolls were worse than my armour/injury rolls - and that's saying a lot. His entire team
You've got to be kidding me.Undead Phoenix said:Furries vs Allstars.
http://db.tt/FWZiSaN
Rape was promised, and rape was delivered, though the Furries once again proved that they go soft when it really counts.
Exmit's rolls were worse than my armour/injury rolls - and that's saying a lot. His entire teamshouldcould have been dead by the end of the first half. A must-watch for connoisseurs of fine Blood Bowl.
Another dead Blitzer!?
But yeah, You should have invested and got an apothecary a while ago.
Wow, Gorefiend's team sure forgot to take their vitamins that morning.desocupado said:
8 players out of the pitch by turn 4. Wow. Just wow.
EDIT:
Not to say that You were exceptionally lucky there, deso.
You've lost another +stat player. Damn. R.I.P. Admund the Awful.
Undead Phoenix
Arcane
The death -did- save him from the gangrape that I was about to commit, but meh - details. Still, even with Mighty Blow/Claw I could only inflict one casualty throughout the entire game. Plus when you throw those 5/6 fouls into the equation, I'm a bit disappointed that Exmit has more than 4 players ready to take to the field next game.
Guess my team really don't want blood spoiling their nice pink strip
Guess my team really don't want blood spoiling their nice pink strip
That was a rather one-sided game, I'd say.Moss said:
Nurglites completely dominated the pitch. It really sucks to play as elves against all that Disturbing Presence.
Disturbing Presence needs to be a square graphic and not a circular one. Several times I could've sworn I had my "catchers" outside of the graphic only to notice I still was within 3 squares. 
Moss
Educated
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Yeah, the graphic is for flavor, not the accurate portrayal of the mechanic I guess.
My suggestion is to never, ever pass or handoff against Nurgle. It's the only way to be sure. Instead, huddle up to the sideline and wait for a friendly Pestigor to come surf you.
-Moss
My suggestion is to never, ever pass or handoff against Nurgle. It's the only way to be sure. Instead, huddle up to the sideline and wait for a friendly Pestigor to come surf you.
-Moss
I focused on disabling your Pestigors most of the match. Which would have worked, if I weren't playing pansy Elves =p.gorefiend
Novice
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MicoSelva said:
I had 12 guys active for the match, generally i prefer 13, but sometimes guys are injured from the last match (where they also had AV7)!
i was also happy that the game was as close as it was, especially considering the first half; and that i sustained 5 cas and 7 ko's (the total number of players active for the game) and still made a game of it.
mangoose and his elves up next!
Fucking motherfucking retarded fucking motherfucking shitty shitstorm of shittyness compact motherfucking defferred succes fucking shit!
The Decliners score. Then I score. Turn 15, I have to kick. It's a sure 1-1, no real question about it. For some fucking reason unbeknownst to me I fail to realize it's my turn to set up my players, so the timer runs out and leaves a monster-retarded default set-up, basically giving my opponent access to a free touchdown (well, 2D block with re-roll plus 2 GFIs, but still, if I had realized it was my turn to set up, it would have been more or less impossible...)
TL;DR: I'm a fucking retard. I lost 2-1. You want a replay, my opponent's gotta upload it. I'm flailing wildly with my arms and yelling incoherently at this moment.
Oh yeah. And my leveled Wight died. And I can't replace him.
The Decliners score. Then I score. Turn 15, I have to kick. It's a sure 1-1, no real question about it. For some fucking reason unbeknownst to me I fail to realize it's my turn to set up my players, so the timer runs out and leaves a monster-retarded default set-up, basically giving my opponent access to a free touchdown (well, 2D block with re-roll plus 2 GFIs, but still, if I had realized it was my turn to set up, it would have been more or less impossible...)
TL;DR: I'm a fucking retard. I lost 2-1. You want a replay, my opponent's gotta upload it. I'm flailing wildly with my arms and yelling incoherently at this moment.
Oh yeah. And my leveled Wight died. And I can't replace him.
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
The Decliners vs. Dead Money done.
It was a fantastic match to behold, as shown by high rating (16) - a lot of tackles, ko's, failed rolls, mistakes and standard blood, gore, pus, diseases, dismemberfest and ripped organs (or bones) flying around. Nuffle was as fickle as he can be. I was off to a good start, ko'ing two zombies and getting the ball without any problems. After a few turns of blocking bro- (and dog-) love, reliable as always Peter Molyneux farted in some poor undead's face and ran free of opposition. Grunker's only hope, Rex, was assaulted from all sides and fouled, which didn't injure, but made him fail several dodge rolls. 8th turn, and it's
Second half started with one of the ghouls picking the ball up. A few blocks saw the freshman Ray Muzyka having a clear line to blitz the ballcarrier, however, he couldn't bring the ghoul down. Grunker's trusty werewolf tried to clear the place, and sorta accomplished the feat, with a both-down turnover and Ray KO'ed 
I failed to seize the opportunity (a lot of both-downs w/o block on my side), and Dead Money took the ball to the other side of the field. I found myself rooted at the spot. Chris Priestly wasn't able to hold the handler (another bothdown forbod me from giving him any help) and despite my futile attempts (a blodging wight was outright killed by Pete Hines, who I think was jealous of his partner Todd Howard's killing spree),
Two last turns were the stuff of dreams. Grunker forgets to place his players correctly, which gives me a chance for a quick attack! A high ball, Molyneux again shows his skills in bringing the decline by catching the ball. He successfully passes to Bobby Kotick, who runs ahead, Grunker marks the endzone,
It was a fantastic match to behold, as shown by high rating (16) - a lot of tackles, ko's, failed rolls, mistakes and standard blood, gore, pus, diseases, dismemberfest and ripped organs (or bones) flying around. Nuffle was as fickle as he can be. I was off to a good start, ko'ing two zombies and getting the ball without any problems. After a few turns of blocking bro- (and dog-) love, reliable as always Peter Molyneux farted in some poor undead's face and ran free of opposition. Grunker's only hope, Rex, was assaulted from all sides and fouled, which didn't injure, but made him fail several dodge rolls. 8th turn, and it's
FABLE!!! 1:0 for the Decline
I failed to seize the opportunity (a lot of both-downs w/o block on my side), and Dead Money took the ball to the other side of the field. I found myself rooted at the spot. Chris Priestly wasn't able to hold the handler (another bothdown forbod me from giving him any help) and despite my futile attempts (a blodging wight was outright killed by Pete Hines, who I think was jealous of his partner Todd Howard's killing spree),GHOULIFFIC! TD for Dead Money, 1:1 on turn 15
on 16th turn, Bobby Kotick heroically pushes Rex to the side, dodges and scores a last-minute touchdown 
THE DECLINERS 2 - DEAD MONEY 1
THE DECLINERS 2 - DEAD MONEY 1
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
, I have uploaded the replay.
I was hoping for a draw.
You have failed me, Grunker. *force choke*
indeed.
You have failed me, Grunker. *force choke*
indeed.
At this point, force choke is merciful... I've never made a mistake like that in a Blood Bowl game, and then I make it in a fucking league-game...
As someone who makes stupid Blood Bowl mistakes regularly and loses a lot of points because of it (my last game as made me desperately defend a draw while, at 1-1, I was receiving with 10 players on the pitch against 4 and lost the ball on an unnecessary hand-off two squares from their endzone on turn #14), I can only advise You not to get it into Your head too much, as You might focus too much on avoiding one mistake next time only to get careless elsewhere and make another.
I guess you're right. Though, the one-click mistakes I can handle - bad decision-making, a wrong right-click leaving a dodgin' flesh-golem flat on his arse.
What gets me is that I sat watching the fucking screen for 2 full minutes not realizing my own timer was running out.
I mean, how motherfucking high do you have to be to do that?
It doesn't help that I have a really good shot at the play-offs, but that every game is important at this stage because our group is so close.
What gets me is that I sat watching the fucking screen for 2 full minutes not realizing my own timer was running out.
I mean, how motherfucking high do you have to be to do that?
It doesn't help that I have a really good shot at the play-offs, but that every game is important at this stage because our group is so close.
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