NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Lord Chambers]

The secret to having fun in Oblivion is...

There's even someone in the thread giving tips on how to roleplay, like going to the church to pray, and making friends with the priest. He's offered to help other players find their roles. Such as paladin. Or elf paladin. Someone should have him make a diplomat character that enjoys probing the many varied NPCs of Cyrodill.

 

[Twinfalls]

Oh God I hate them I hate them I hate them

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=409894

(see the responses)

 

[Kraszu]

If the dialogue sucks, it's because you people have no imagination.

Gold. Super mario is the best racing game just use your imagination.

 

[MacBone]

think the dilouges good for a game of this size, always here differant things and after all if i want unique and interesting dilouge ill talk to some real people.

See, 'cause huge freakin' games shouldn't be expected to have good dialogue.

 

[Xi]

Yeah, it's cluttered with contradicting hyperbole presented in circle jerk form. I can't believe I spent so much time there.

Next they will be saying "just pretend that it's a video game!"

 

[Vault Dweller]

think the dilouges good for a game of this size, always here differant things and after all if i want unique and interesting dilouge ill talk to some real people.

See, 'cause huge freakin' games shouldn't be expected to have good dialogue.

Took me a few minutes to figure out what the fuck "dilouges" are.

 

[Kendar]

If this thread is some sort of contest about finding the best thread ever on the internet, there should be a rule forbidding to go to the ESF. I seriously don't see the difference between that and cheatting.

 

[OverrideB1]

If this thread is some sort of contest about finding the best thread ever on the internet, there should be a rule forbidding to go to the ESF. I seriously don't see the difference between that and cheatting.

But they're so... so... cute at the ESF - flailing around, deperately trying to justify the RPG-tag that Bethesda plastered on the side of Oblivion. For their next trick, they'll prove that black is white and get killed the next time they use a zebra-crossing*







* With apologies to the Late Douglas Adams

 

[Kendar]

Bethesda aren't charging enough for their mods. Yes, they are about to sink because they don't have enough money.At least, I think so, if you consider that they are a the point where they need free bate-testers :
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=416494

 

[Section8]

I think it's very appropriate that "ESF" sounds so... Myers-Briggs.

ESFs never seem to lose their sense of wonder. One might say they see life through rose-colored glasses. It's as though they live at the edge of a looking-glass world where mundane objects come to life, where flora and fauna take on near-human qualities.

ESF children often exhibit this in a 'Calvin and Hobbes' fashion, switching from reality to fantasy and back again. With few exceptions, it is the ESF child who readily develops imaginary playmates (as with Anne of Green Gables's "bookcase girlfriend"--her own reflection) and whose stuffed animals come to life like the Velveteen Rabbit and the Skin Horse:

"...Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand..." (the Skin Horse)

ESFs have the ability to see good in almost anyone or anything. Even for the most unlovable the ESF is wont to have pity.

Of course, pseudo-psychology is intended to sound accurate when applied to anything, so what do I know?

 

[kohla]

A really good thread. Really. Trust me.

TES4:
Beta testing positions now available for $59.99

 

[Kendar]

The Elder Scrolls IV : Ikea

 

[ou818]

made me laugh:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=416935&view=findpost&p=6113622

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
It's not dumbed down, it's just for dummies.

Or

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
The future of RPG, you know, crap.

 

[Cimmerian Nights]

That is a funny thread, I'm actually laughing with them for a change. I didn't realise so many of them have become so disillusioned.

 

[Excrément]

The Elder Scrolls 4
because the Codex need a whipping boy to avoid death.

 

[Data4]

The Elder Scrolls 4
because the Codex need a whipping boy to avoid death.

The Elder Scrolls 4:
Because Excrément needs mediocrity to defend

-D4

 

[Blahblah Talks]

Some of these are really funny.

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Some Assembly Required

THE ELDER SCROLLS IV: OBLIVION
Follow the green quest arrow to the nearest available sales clerk.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Now with Horse Armor (horse armor not included)

 

[HardCode]

The Elder Scrolls 4:
A Sucker Born Every Minute.

TES4:
A to the D to the Hyper-D

 

[kingcomrade]

The Elder Scrolls 4:
Shut up, I'm sick of hearing about this game.

 

[Lurkar]

Seeing all the folks on the TES forums becoming imbittered is a beautiful experience.

 

[Micmu]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=416935&view=findpost&p=6113622

Wow, I've been repaid for clicking a link to ElderShitForums again (yeah, I'm bored).
Looks like fanboys' spirits have been crushed by game's sucktitude.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=418752

 

[Micmu]

Ahh.. Oblivion is a more streamlined and dumbed down RPG compared to the other Elder Scroll games, but it is still an OK game. Not as good as say Fable (I reference fable because it and OB have alot in common) but still its good.

All what OB misses are bouncing XP balls.

 

[Kendar]

have a Fishy stick

I don't know you, but what about instauring death penalty for this kind of things ?

 

[MacBone]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=418752

This guy speaks the truth, and no one listens? Kinda weird - I know there are some CRPGers over at the ES forums.